No shit right??? IF YOU’RE NOT FIRST YOU’RE LAST!!!!  WOOOOOO!!!

Butt rumble is when you think you have to fart, then something unexpected happens and you have to take a shower.

Is it plugged in??

As someone who doesn’t really use social media, I don’t understand how people get so sucked into it, but they do. 

Wait, some people take the shell off pumpkin seeds??

Your GIF for your profile pic is what just happened to those Croatian bar owners when they saw your suggestion.

What will really blow your mind is that there are people that eat whole sunflower seeds, shell and all.  

You can pick what strike you do now in the playlist and they are at different recommended powers.

Damn, you beat me. I was just going to say I always thought that all crime in Japan was committed this way, by using Street Fighter moves.  This confirms it.

Did the ceremony go with tradition?  Or was Scott being a dick again?

Dude, that’s cats that do that.

Pruning, and ridding the world of the Dark Side.

So the only real purpose to the streak thing is to make sure people keep coming back to their app? 

That’s what they want you to think.

Well, maybe you aren’t ready for a virtual pet in Fortnite then. It’s a big responsibility. Just remember, your squad mates can fight for themselves, your furry pal cannot. Screw your squad mates, save the puppies!

The dog dies when you die, it is up to you to save your furry friend.  His life is in your hands, don’t let him slip away.

The “again” part is what gets me.  How many times did he give you an STD before hes “burned” you too many times?

It sounds like a disturbing new YouTube live trend.

Yea, then you get a sweet ass bionic arm. Have you even seen Star Wars?

Yep. Not sure how it would really help me in any practical way but a lightsaber would most definitely make my life better.