Horse shit is not really shit. It’s stinky wet hay at best. Eating my dog’s shit? Now that would be impressive.

I got LASIK done in Kuala Lumpur during a work trip about 6 years ago. $1200 out the door. No problems or complications yet.

Maybe they would have agreed to $28,550, had you asked?

Now I wonder if the barter system is still accepted everywhere...

Honest question — if the pay is shit, why do the work? Maybe it leads to better gigs? Why else would you essentially give away your services?

Ummmm, I dunno, it seems pretty obvious that a full size rig would fit onto this bridge, height-wise.

Every cat I’ve had has been eager to shit in sand, whether or not there are toys in there. They are a quirky bunch....

Get a cat.

1. Sonicare or similar type of mechanical toothbrush

Yes, it’s called static line. The parachute pull is connected to the plane. You fall a few hundred feet and the rest is just hanging around.

I usually use a damp cloth or paper towel under the drill bit. The moistened surface holds onto the dust much better.

The easy way to check that your base 2x6’s are square is to measure corner to corner and adjust until the two measurements match.

c-i-n-n-a-b-o-n.

Slightly off topic: Without reading the article, I would be 99% certain it was written by a female, based solely on the penmanship. Why is this?

My wife does not agree, but I think this is the only way to roll. I’d rather be sitting around the fire shooting the shit than chopping celery or doing dishes.

There’s a typo at the bottom of the chart. Should say “< 150 degrees”.

PB & J for every meal. Cheap, easy, portable. No cooking, no cleanup = more fun.

Boyfriend looks not too handy. Resourceful, though.

We should not be fat shaming this guy, or anyone, but to be fair, he should know his limits when appearing in public in tight pants.

Best power tools I've ever owned. Pricey, but worth it.