I do get how people can do it (which was obviously not the case in this situation). When this happens, it’s not typically when they are taking a cross-country trip with their kids, it’s when they are going through the rote motions of their day. Have you ever gotten in your car to head to ____, but gotten halfway to a…

Fun fact: Statisitcally speaking, Americans are now more likely to be shot by a toddler than by a terrorist.

At this point in our history, nobody gives a shit if you’re divorced.

Naw, see the photo? The boy was white.

Good. Motherfucker should be forced to live the rest of his days locked in a hot confined space.

If the dad had just planted a taser on the kid’s body, he could have had a good enough self-defense claim to hang a jury.

...and now Waze has this reminder whenever you arrive at your location

Good. Fuck this guy.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Based on my newsfeed...he has to do nothing more than he’s already done to be considered a win in their book.

That’s certainly a possibility.

He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

He wouldn’t impersonate him, but Bannon has stated on the record that he considers Vader. Satan and Dick Cheney his role models.

So! Geeky moment here, and only because I have an unfortunately-related story to share.

Hopefully never. That response merely means you are still sane.

It will happen after the day he is impeached. It will be your “Phew, now that’s over” moment.

Neveruary.

I wonder when I’ll stop recoiling in disgust when I read the words “President-elect Donald Trump.”

It is droll that these shitwits all complain about the “elite,” even though they all graduated from Ivy League schools.