Read the policy and Enders Game? My lord. I’m fairly confident I am not the one in this conversation with a dearth of knowledge in science fiction and/or world politics. Really!

I still think it’s ridiculous to say an entire subset of dystopia isn’t relevant or interesting because you are sure that it’s not the current way of things, or that your instincts about human nature say it’s unlikely. Dystopia is about a tenuous thread between who we are and what humanity is capable of, and following…

The Christian ideal is a fuckton of kids because God would take them to heaven at a early age. Now that He isn’t doing that (thanks science), the Christians need to update their ideal.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

Godspeed, my friend.

I kinda wish they’d kept The Handmaid’s Tale one. I doubt the Venn diagram of Emoji Movie viewers and Handmaid’s Tale viewers involves a ton of overlap, and I feel like Emoji movie viewers could probably benefit from a little Handmaid’s Tale...

Please.

As long as there is money to be made, most governments and corporations don’t give a fuck, really.

Well. There’s my daily cause-for-vomit, and, look! Enough of it to last me at least the next week! But seriously WHAT THE HELL, GOVERNMENTS. I cannot hold this back by recycling and composting.

It wasn’t all about her, because I’m pretty sure fingering a girl at 13 would have caused me to spontaneously orgasm as well.

Titanic Week!!

I think he just liked doing something *bad* and *dirty*

I remember having my first orgasm at 13. My boyfriend was fingering me and I was so CLUELESS that I didn’t even know what an orgasm was. I was getting pretty turned on and then all of a sudden everything felt goddamn AMAZING for a few seconds and then it tickled and I made him stop. Took me 3 more years to figure out…

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Hold on, she’s 52?

tl;dr, but, yeah, I can’t believe a real editor would let you do this, either. Color us both amazed.

Best thing you’ve written on this site.

Actually if you follow chris Pratt on instagram he’s been doing a series on what snacks he eats so yeah. It’s literally the reverse of this.

In before the false equivalencies, mansplanations, basic misunderstandings of this issue, and complete ignorance of imbalances of power and how they shape our world view.

Are you alright, Melania?