Me too. I’m a big fan of the Oxford comma, but no one, particularly not journalists, uses it. So I totally read this as a threesome between Jesus, Victoria, and Albert.

If they find it at the bottom of the ocean, will everything be ok?

What is this? Where was it? [Sorry, I’m obsessed with Jezebel’s fate.]

That looks fun! I love themed hotel rooms. Also laughing that there is a city called King of Prussia.

That dialogue! Who says that?

I’ve been married forever, but I have trouble making friends for the same reasons you say. People don’t perceive me as shy or reserved. But I really am. I’m hugely afraid to put myself out there and then have them not like me. But they apparently think I’m being stuck up.

Me too. And I have a kid. I thought that feeling of disliking other kids would change once I had a kid. It didn’t. Kids are weird, and I don’t understand them. Except mine. She’s cool. And actually, she talks like an adult since that’s the only way I’ve ever talked to her, so I don’t think I’m being biased when I say…

I feel jealous any time anyone gets anything. Even if I don’t want it. Dang.

Many Republicans I know are planning to. Or so they say.

kind of like a big bait-ball of fish

Yeah, I gotta think a lot of them (most of them?) are going to hold their nose and vote for “not Hillary.” But they actually can’t stand Trump either.

Yes, what she described to me didn’t sound scary at all. It was basically “Push only when I say to push. If not, you might tear.” Not “Wait til I say go, or I’ll shove it back in.”

I have the whole season on DVR and haven’t deleted yet, so I still might watch.

I’m sorry. I honestly hope your party can be salvaged after all this. I’m a pretty hardcore progressive, but we need a strong two-party system. With parties that can produce candidates that aren’t complete jokes and possibly (probably) fascists.

OH MY GOD. What if he grew a Hitler mustache. I really really want him to, just to see how his supporters spin it.

Yeah. I feel like we’re in at alternate reality lately.

The polls do make me feel better. And Nate Silver has had Hillary with an 85%+ chance of winning for weeks now. But. The latest is 37% of voters are voting for Trump. That’s not enough to scare me into thinking he might actually win. But WTF is going on in those 37% of voters?

Sally Sparrow! Yes!

Kylie Minogue was adorable in it!

They should let him go, but I love a Fat Bastard reference. You don’t even want to know how often we use the “I’ve got a turtle head poking out” line. We’re disgusting people.