Mike Tyson Mysteries is underrated. It doesn’t get talked about nearly enough. Still, if they studio had to shelve it for more Birdman, its a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Juicero Guys: “Hold your own damn beer!”

Well, C Martin Croker passed away a couple years ago. That pretty much put an end to a large number of classic Adult Swim properties. 

Stephen Colbert is pretty busy I hear and the studio is currently working on Mike Tyson Mysteries (routinely good). I wouldn’t have this any other way.

So bummed its only a 30 minute special and not another season. This was such a great show in every way.

Ha HA! Unexpected revival.

At least these appear to be easily recyclable. Whoever spec’d out K-Cups really needs to be smacked, even if they’d have used aluminium they’re have been less horrific for the environment.

Yeah, there’s no fucking way that milquetoast motherfucker could win a national election.

Pence is the guy that the left have to impeach first, before they go after Trumpernickel. Trump is evil, but he is an incompetent venial self serving evil, Pence is an ideologue who 100% it is his divine mandate from God herhimself to eradicate LGBT people and bring about an Aryan nation fit for the end of days which…

I mean, if we want to get into numbers: http://www.pewforum.org/religious-landscape-study/

“Join the club. I’ve been pissed off at that asshole since he first drew breath.”

There’s just no understanding this level of stupidity. How can anyone possibly be afraid of Sharia Law in a nation whose government is still something like 90+% white male Christian? How would this even happen?

hold my (self-cooling) beer.

How could anyone trust a “scientist” not in a lab coat?

I’d have to imagine holding a can at 38 degrees for days on end is not a very efficient process. And that doubles in a grocery environment with open beverage cases or doors constantly opening and closing.

Mitchell: Mark. Can you wear a lab-coat on Monday? We have that huge press conference.

I’d be interested in seeing an environmental impact analysis conducted on these cans. How much does the extra weigh affect shipping? How clean is the production process? Can the cans be recycled? Is the onboard refrigerant more efficient than a traditional refrigeration?

“K-cups are the most wasteful innovation in beverage technology”

They’re recyclable.