I love bitter drinks but I hate IPAs. It has nothing to do with bitterness, I love it when lagers are on the bitter side. But IPAs just taste like moldy soap to me.

Donny has also managed to anger Scotland, by banning Irn Bru from his Scottish golf course.

That makes no sense. Iran is one of Russia’s few allies and they aren’t in the Middle East, they’re in Persia. Russia hates the move, as you could see from RT condemning it.

The 2011 WHCD isn’t the only reason. The other reason is that Obama is black.

Constantly calling Xi his personal friend and creating Chinese jobs is literally pissing in the face of his base.

Did you hear that he’s also trying to resurrect ZTE of China? If they’re successful, that could mean 75,000 Chinese jobs.

Less consumer protection for a less educated populace for a less healthy, less wealthy republic.

The swamp they want to drain is the regulatory swamp keeping them from fucking the rest of us consequence free

Once our new Chinese overlords have been sufficiently enriched, all those extra jobs will trickle down to America. Promise.

You know everything is fine and dandy when your nation’s leader tweets for you to “Be cool.”

They’re in a Michael-Cohen dummy company called SupremeWealth Management and Spray-Tans, Inc.

Democrats: if you can’t figure out a way to make hay out of this, you’ve lost the battle and the war and all the wars to come.

Speak loudly and clearly into the phone and someone from Chinese Intelligence will be right with you.

I think it’s more like “he’s influenced by the person who gave him the biggest bribe.”

The real question is..... what Trump hotel and golf courses are currently proposed for development in China?

So basically they offered Trump a big fat bribe and he gladly took it.

I’m making a wild guess here, but I bet someone(s) connected to Trump purchased ZTE options ahead of this announcement and will now make bank. Their have been too many times where Trump has made these out of the blue policy shifts that make no sense but would enormously profit those “in the right place at the right…

Waitaminutte..what happened to “America First”? and saving American Jobs?