Awwww, look at the little ammosexual forming his first sentence!

Ollie added, “I know a guy who’s interested. Some idiot just ripped up a deal with him and he wants something big for self defense.”

“George Soros Aussie crisis actors!”

“Could have easily killed them with a cricket bat!”

One mass shooting in over 20 years just PROVES that restrictive gun laws don’t work always and forever!

Cue Wayne LaPierre making an idiotic statement in 10..9...8...

“Gun buyback you say... I have experience with selling arms, how much are you paying?”

It sucks because the NRA will use this to go, “See! Strict gun laws don’t work!” and ignore that the worst mass shooting in Australia in two decades left seven people dead and we in America just call that, “a minor disagreement.”

Two shootings still occured!? This just proves gun laws don’t work! /s

The sad thing is a seven-person domestic shooting would barely be a blip on the national radar here in the U.S.; more of a “local” news story.

These are the only two mass shootings that have occurred in Australia since the ‘90s.

Hold my beer.

The piles of welcome mats are surprisingly comfortable and springy. Good for rebound. But the packs of fiberglass insulation are the proper mattress in the home improvement arena.

Also, while I’ve not worked at home Depot, both them and Lowe’s are very anti-union. Often these materials are left around for the public to see. At Lowe’s, if you ever hear a code grey, that’s because a union rep is on site in an official capacity.

The last time I was at Home Depot, while I was in the checkout line, a group of new employees was on one of those first day tours of the workplace and literally everyone in that group had the 1,000 yard stare going on like they were stationed on the Western Front.

They give the game away because Obama, both Clintons, Al Gore and John Kerry have also been “socialist antichrists” before. When everyone you run against or may be running against is a socialist antichrist, nobody is.

Reading this headline quickly, I thought it was asking if I make love at home Depot.

More or less, yeah. Sanders is a classic new deal democrat, if you will, and the party has drifted so far to the right that he’s seen as a leftist fanatic. Honestly, though, I couldn’t even tell you what the democratic party platform is.

Turbo or laissez faire capitalism is hot garbage. State Capitalism (the model used by Canada, most of Europe, and a number of other countries), is a combination of some state owned/controlled industries, a social safety net, and a regulatory system. The US has been moving towards Turbo capitalism since the 1980s and…

It really amuses me that guys like Langone fill their diapers over Sanders, who is roughly 1.2 degrees to the left of the democratic party. It’s incredible how easily shook these guys are.