got to fill in those hours between hannity and rush with something

Awful news. RIP

Fine. When will this country get serious about Scotland’s mental illness?

You know he was Scottish right? This isn’t exclusively an issue in the United States.

The “Source” being Don Jr.’s sentient chin, which left his face a long time ago out of shame.

What Billy was thinking:

“I will not be Tommy Lee Jonesed again you little shit.”

I’m guessing his dad’s reaction to being given the tour of the massive set was “I’m too old for this shit!”

I would have thought his advice would’ve been “You can’t be Lando, because I’m Lando, but I dunno, just be cool.”

Barney Miller-style

Pretty much always gonna be a money thing

B99 deserves at least one more season. It’s still very good, and given a final farewell season to wrap up, I think it could be great again. Parks & Rec and 30 Rock both had fantastic final seasons, and both had iffy seasons near the end. The 99 is still going strong. Make this happen!

I am genuinely unsure if I’m helping your point or hurting it. I know this guy worked for my mom back in the day though! We...didn’t have boundaries in my house.

Two comedians mentioned the same person that they both had personal experience with?

Uh, a cowboy hat doesn’t work with a 3 piece suit? Bull. Shit.

We don’t know if Mulaney has ever been murdered or kidnapped,

“ ... Mulaney says this was a tip the detective told to kids at schools and that it was a $50 bill, but Bittenbinder says he’s fudging the truth ‘to get laughs.’”

Cocaine Noodles.

I love every development of this story.

“You go through a town.... you can see the poorest of the poor and there’s still a smile on their face.”