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If that guy had invented a machine that gets the straw into those god-forsaken bags, he’d be a bazillionaire.

Do not taunt Joy-Con.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Cease Bowel Functions.

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!

It’s certainly operating in the red.

Easy there, you used a gender-biased noun. You fucking Bernie Bro.

don’t... tase... me... bro...

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I am sick and tired of these motherfucking cats on my motherfucking plane!

But not Curb, Dream On, Larry Sanders, Entourage. But sure, stream all the John From Cincinnati and Hung that you can possibly endure.

Mennen Speed Stick Regular. It is a deodorant not an antiperspirant and is available most anywhere in the US and Canada, and many countries overseas such as Hong Kong and the UK. Its smell is not overwhelming (with a hint of sandalwood) but does the deed. I’ve been using it since I was thirteen years of age.

Mennen Speed Stick Regular. It is a deodorant not an antiperspirant and is available most anywhere in the US and

The ratings system in use now is absolute bullshit. CBS is the leader Among 10 000 families with a black box in their homes,which any statistician or scientist will tell you is not a large enough sample size for 300,000,000 people. The rise of Internet streaming is heralding the end of the Nielsen era, and hbo in

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

Convenient.