Drop a million dollars in my lap and I might be able to retire a few years early. Drop a billion dollars in my lap, and I can live like a king for 500 years. There is absolutely no use for a billion dollars except for taking food out of the mouths of millions of people. It’s not enough for them to be rich - others…

The thing that struck me as the most insane about this year’s show was the total lack of any rhyme or reason for the awards that got the Keighley shotgun treatment, and the awards that got an actual presentation.

I think it’s telling how seriously the “awards show” aspect is taken when you’ve got plenty of celebrity appearances hocking their upcoming projects/products for minutes at a time, while the folks winning the awards are quickly ushered off stage.

That’s not to say celebrities don’t belong on the Game Awards stage; just…

I do still think it’s nonsense to put Cyberpunk 2077 in the Ongoing Game category, particularly when the only reason it was really “continuing” is that they had to continue to fix their shit, and now they’ve announced they’re done. Somebody really wanted to give CD Projekt Red a consolation prize.

Okay Sean, don’t over promise. Just say we’ve been working on something and show some clips!

I’ve worked on a Destiny-like game before, while I don’t want to forgive the Bungie guys for all their mistakes, it is exceedingly hard to keep all of your old content playable over a multiyear game. Just the amount of content alone grows to an amount where you have to develop an entire system for load/unloading…

One woman’s opinion, but I appreciate that the GTA 6 trailer has a variety of body types and they all look quite saucy 👌 

You aren’t wrong but both consoles were released during unprecedented times where supply chains were destroyed. This is really the first holiday season(this generations 4th) where both consoles have amble stock to sell in stores(something most generations achieve by their second Christmas). So it feels different. I…

“…Solid Snake’s ‘Nerfed’ Ass?”

This comic/meme but it’s solid snake and kotaku poster Arden’s ass.

Jesus Christ, the stupid fucking trailer drops tomorrow, it’ll release and get near-universal 10/10s, people need to chill on this damn game. 

Honestly, please keep making fun posts. It’s not all that serious

I’ll just outright say it: you’re trying to say piracy. If you buy something digitally, it seems like you should be justified in retaining a backup copy for this very reason.

This is one of the many reasons I’ve started collecting blu-rays and 4k discs in 2023. 

Maybe this is climate bias... but who are these people who need lip balm every day of their life? Other than really bad sunburns or extended cold dry weather, I’d place lip balm pretty low on the hierarchy of essential care supplies?

At first I was going to make the same comment but then I remembered what it was like being in basic training and then AIT. Some people either have zero shame/respect towards people near them or vastly overestimate their ability to be discreet.

Bro, he’s dead. Sucking his dick now would literally be necrophilia 

because he was

if i can be just a little honest here: the missing block quote was actually my fault. the kinja had it previously, but the cms decided not to keep it when i published the post after checks and edits. (gotta love kinja, right?) that said i appreciate y’all not dragging me for this. as you’ve noted, g/o media’s been…

Lol this would be the most Ubisoft thing to do. Put me in the “accidentally leaked” camp.