“How dare you portray me as privileged white woman! GIVE ME WHAT I DESERVE RIGHT NOW!”

“Look, for years I staked my career and my image on the idea that I WOULD TOTALLY DO THIS TYPE OF SHIT so I just don’t understand why people believe that I TOTALLY DID THAT SHIT. I’m just looking for justice and a fair shake, people.”

Government resources well spent, to my mind; anyone that has ever had the misfortune to be employed by Nanotrasen is well aware of the DIRE THREAT that clowns represent. As is said amongst the clown-fearing:

I draw the line at the point where I have diagnosed them with narcissistic personality disorder, which I am in absolutely no way qualified to do. All of my exes have it, according to me. What a strange coincidence!

It’s TomatoFace. He played his usual ‘act like the locals’ long enough to get out of the greys and here we are. He knows how to play the game and because Nick Denton is a fucking idiot, there is no way to deal with him for good because Kinja has no real mod tools that work when there’s also a system for making…

How on earth is this out of the grays?

I honestly thought I was commenting on the Satan article, but I think it works just as well here.

lol tell the police. 

“And while Amazon aquiring the rights to Wheel of Time wasn’t the beginning, it was a beginning...”

Ever since Amazon got their hands on the Lord of the Rings rights, they’ve gotten more and more power hungry and soulless, kind of like...well, the right analogy isn’t coming to me.

Dichen Lachman!

I’m more jealous of people that have seen fireflies. The two places I’ve lived there aren’t any of the light up variety. 

Savage Nobody is infected with many ghosts (and other things!) most of which are horny.

Savage Nobody is probably the last thing his lovers want to see in the throes of passions. All his lady friends make him wear paper bag over the head while doing the deed.

Wait, people are staring at their vibrators while doing the deed?!

Sploosh

Some like to say it’s a long time coming, but I think a deft set of hands could get it off quite ably.

Can’t wait for the climax of this story.

1. Fred arrived start of season 2