“It’s pronounced ROOJ.”

Ten bucks on how many of the staff would correctly spell rogue, if asked verbally?

Really, “sewing discord”? Would crocheting discord be better?

Fuck that person for making fun of the passing of this absolutely gorgeous goodest of good boys!!!

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “Fat Monica” from Friends yet.  We are supposed to laugh at Courtney Cox in a fat suit and see her as the butt of every joke.  Very traumatic for every teenage girl to watch!

Unfortunately, your generation is exactly what caused people to have to do that. They took all the good jobs, refused to leave them, advocated that anyone after them go get a degree to be proven worthy of a better life while simultaneously raising tuition costs, thereby requiring loans we couldn’t possibly afford,…

One mitigating factor in Endgame might be that through Thor’s more badass moments in the final battle scenes, he was still fat. A trashier film would have reverted his physique when he did his magical-girl transformation.

“We never imagined that anyone would want to do that job full-time in order to raise a family.”

Highlighted the problem there for you.

Where I live (a small town near Sedona) the regional economy is driven by tourism. The industry is suffering from a lack of employees eager to return to crappy, low paid hotel and restaurant jobs. The common complaint is "nobody wants to work!" Not so. They just don't want to work for *you*. Having spent years in the…

I’m about to turn 40 next month, and I giggled heartily while I wrote it. I am not a proud man.

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I love/hate that I’m 35 and this made me laugh way too hard.

You know you’re old when your thinking; Isn’t Batman supposed to be a detective?

I asked this of someone who made a similar comment up-thread:

YOU WANNA EAT BUTTS?! COME ON! Let’s eat butts...

How... how do you perform cunnilingus?

Talk about an action figure.

I also find it cute that the AV Club will screenshot and quote entire Tweets and articles, sometimes longer than the content produced by the AV Club itself, but when it’s easier to craft the predetermined narrative by picking bits and pieces of someone’s statement, they just post bits and pieces. I thought her post…

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

Tried out RE7 and made it to the old lady fight where you have to blast her in her mutated crotch-bits a bunch. She scuttles after you, eggsac-vagina first, while you empty round after round into her threateningly monstrous genital region.