Pitch Perfect Black

“It’s pronounced ROOJ.”

Pitch Black: Turn Off The Dark

Yeah, the third was in that place of trying to serve two masters. It wanted to continue the larger story begun in Chronicles of Riddick, but also to revert back to the Pitch Black model, because that was the one people actually liked. The result wasn’t really satisfying on either front.

Pitch Black’s whole light/dark thing could actually make for a cool live stage production.

I failed at reading when glancing at the article and thought that Riddick was going be some kind of musical thing.

Ten bucks on how many of the staff would correctly spell rogue, if asked verbally?

Really, “sewing discord”? Would crocheting discord be better?

Fuck that person for making fun of the passing of this absolutely gorgeous goodest of good boys!!!

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “Fat Monica” from Friends yet.  We are supposed to laugh at Courtney Cox in a fat suit and see her as the butt of every joke.  Very traumatic for every teenage girl to watch!

Unfortunately, your generation is exactly what caused people to have to do that. They took all the good jobs, refused to leave them, advocated that anyone after them go get a degree to be proven worthy of a better life while simultaneously raising tuition costs, thereby requiring loans we couldn’t possibly afford,…

One mitigating factor in Endgame might be that through Thor’s more badass moments in the final battle scenes, he was still fat. A trashier film would have reverted his physique when he did his magical-girl transformation.

“We never imagined that anyone would want to do that job full-time in order to raise a family.”

Highlighted the problem there for you.

Where I live (a small town near Sedona) the regional economy is driven by tourism. The industry is suffering from a lack of employees eager to return to crappy, low paid hotel and restaurant jobs. The common complaint is "nobody wants to work!" Not so. They just don't want to work for *you*. Having spent years in the…

I’m about to turn 40 next month, and I giggled heartily while I wrote it. I am not a proud man.

I love/hate that I’m 35 and this made me laugh way too hard.

I asked this of someone who made a similar comment up-thread:

YOU WANNA EAT BUTTS?! COME ON! Let’s eat butts...

How... how do you perform cunnilingus?

Talk about an action figure.