I use “kitty” because I’m usually drunk and dancing around my living room, singing to a confused cat.

My guess is that, given the statute of limitations on sexual crimes, many of them are aware that coming clean would be admission of committing a crime that is still punishable by law or by lawsuit. Fewer of them probably care about the damage they cause to others than care about their own money, reputation, and not…

I gave you a star, but I threw up a little, too.

“Oh, did I not mention that I was completely nude at the time? Yes. Naked as a jaybird. The Woebegon breeze whistling through my knobby knees as I took in her warmth. I said nothing, but she could see my pleasure.”

Even as a kid, I found her behavior disturbing.

“a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.”

Actually, I think he’s a victim of sexual harassment?

Miss Piggy should be apologizing to Kermit, tbh.

That is a very West Chester story! It hits all the common threads: Middle-class tract housing, fear and loathing of strangers, and the complete lack of community.

I’m sure in addition to being more self serving, his version is also much longer, more boring and folksier.

“...where the women are strong, mainly from fighting off unwanted sexual advances.”

Lake Gropey-gone?

“It’s been a gropey week here in Lake Wobegon...”

good. Nowbegone

OMG, fun West Chester story. I went to a board game night at a friend’s house in West Chester, and it was a subdivision where literally every cul-de-sac looks the same and all the houses are the same plan.

We went to the wrong door, and this woman answered the door with the chain on and asked what we wanted. We told…

Downtown Cinci and the collegiate area is pretty cool. But once you get to Westchester in the North and Florence/Ft. Mitchell on the south, you’re overrun by bible-thumping rubes, self-important assholes (there’s nothing quite like a lower-upper middle class person’s inflated sense of self-worth in a poor area), and…

I lived in Cincinnati for about eight years, and I remain firmly on the side of “isolate the city and maybe the urban part of NKY in a dome and nuke the rest of it three times.” I was genuinely surprised by the city itself after hearing how backwards it was for so long, but after you leave the city limits it’s pretty…

Cinci/NKy is the literal worst. Between the Creationism Museum, the shithawk ambulance chasers minted every semester at NKU’s law school, that megachurch in Monroe where lightning kept torching their “Godzilla Jesus” sculpture, their class-warfare peddling favorite son Jerry Springer, the racist ass ghost of Marge…

The government happily allowed ‘computers’ to be sold to the Nazis to help better mechanize their death camps.

I’m surprised more people don’t punk them, they seem to be pretty fucking stupid. Turn the tables!