“Sorry, I’m reading elderly llama hair that night. It’s a witch thing; you wouldn’t understand.”

The uber-goth drama queen in me really wants us to look back on this time of cleaning out the sexual predators as “The Culling.”

They’re gonna nickname him Sing-Sing Mikey.

One of the things that hurts the most about all of this is how many undereducated, vulnerable people I’ve seen insulting their elected officials, economists, and policy analysts who don’t support this bill. Many of them are in my family.

I vote we transform him into an immortal cat and run him over with a bus a few times.

My guess is that, given the statute of limitations on sexual crimes, many of them are aware that coming clean would be admission of committing a crime that is still punishable by law or by lawsuit. Fewer of them probably care about the damage they cause to others than care about their own money, reputation, and not…

OMG, fun West Chester story. I went to a board game night at a friend’s house in West Chester, and it was a subdivision where literally every cul-de-sac looks the same and all the houses are the same plan.

We went to the wrong door, and this woman answered the door with the chain on and asked what we wanted. We told…

I lived in Cincinnati for about eight years, and I remain firmly on the side of “isolate the city and maybe the urban part of NKY in a dome and nuke the rest of it three times.” I was genuinely surprised by the city itself after hearing how backwards it was for so long, but after you leave the city limits it’s pretty…

I would guess PV is *wide open* to getting conned into the stone age if they believe major organizations are that vulnerable. They are run by human scumsucker James O’Keefe, though, so in a way they’re already being conned.

We also like to forget that we didn’t fight the Nazis because they were Nazis, we fought them because they were Germans who attacked a US vessel, and a lot of white Americans had a pretty positive opinion of the Nazis. Our initial philosophy on concentration camps was to leave them be because the US and the UK didn’t…

This title reminded me of the (highly relevant) poem “In the Movies” by Marie Howe.

CONCACAF World Cup qualifying did not use goal line technology. We started the tournament knowing that there was nothing to prevent phantom goals (or phantom saves, like Germany-England in 2010).

As a family sociologist, I can attest that this research is just as much garbage as the rest. The decline in marriage is primarily due to economic factors, and we’ve also seen in other countries with lower marriage rates that less marriage != less happiness. He’s skewing his information again because it gets him…

Johnny Cash sang about shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die. It’s in their culture!

I guess we’ll need to tell Australia that the drop in homicides after they banned certain types of firearms didn’t happen. We’ll also have to tell them that their 13 mass killings between 1976 and 1996, and none after 1996, had nothing to do with the lower prevalence of firearms. After all, laws are pointless and they…

ESPN already named them all, like a good panoptic watchdog.

I mean, the Victorian and Edwardian periods were reactions to the “excesses” of the Tudor and Georgian periods, so this isn’t the first time the teens have done this. It’s just more depressing this time because it’s the iron cage of bureaucratic rationalism that is making them boring this time. :(

What did we expect when we elected someone who goes on vacation in New Jersey?

...have sex?