Red Sox hitters are not going to like it when Amaro trades their batting gloves to a clubhouse attendant for a package of Q-tips and a pair of toenail clippers.

I got one to add. You want a really really good deal. Send 3 of your buds out to look at the car first. Have each of them look at it them same day as you a few hours apart. Make sure they tear the shit out that car, act like complete ass holes, low ball the seller, and I mean really low ball like $150 (maybe even…

Funny enough the only airplane I have ever flown was a Cessna. And a piper tomahawk here and there.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

So many questions I’m not sure I want to ask.

Knowing the furry subculture the way I do, this is extremely accurate.

Stance, the fursuit of car culture.

I strongly, respectfully, disagree.

Cars are an instrument that is often used as a tool to get from A-B.

But for enthusiasts, the A-B part is irrelevant. And in that context, they become purely, an instrument to achieve driving nirvana, solely.

It’s one thing to make your car suit your tastes. It’s another to kill its…

“He then says what probably was going through Jerry Jones’s mind...”

To be fair, he’s not Prince Climber.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

Accurate representation

As if that weren’t already a narrow pool of suspects, Browns starters have since raced to deny it was them—six players at latest count (not including Josh McCown, who probably doesn’t need to issue a denial).

No way.

Is that you, Matt Williams?

Roger Goodell also took away the Nat’s 2016 first round draft pick.

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

I hate admitting this, but I was in favor of the Papelbon acquisition when it happened.

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!