No way.

Gimme a break, their football team doesnt even have cheerleaders.

My name is Joe Namath and I approve this messsssaggggeee

a special glimpse into what harry caray’s college football commentating career would have sounded like

Is that you, Matt Williams?

Roger Goodell also took away the Nat’s 2016 first round draft pick.

Well, when you rearrange the letters in Jonathan Papelbon’s name you get “Plant a banjo phone.”

I hate admitting this, but I was in favor of the Papelbon acquisition when it happened.

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Dearest Bryce:

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

Congratulations, you have successfully identified the rhetorical device known as parody. You win one free lorazepam.

Yes, what if indeed?

The alternative is to give tax money to “Broad-Spectrum Health Clinics” — centers that are so great because they help women but they also help children and men.

I just now got a robocall from Carly Fiorina offering to mail me a petition to get a measure on the ballot that prevents minors from receiving abortions in California without a parent/guardian signature. The recording started with: “Did you know that a 13 year old girl in California can get an abortion without her…

It fascinates me how people can be opposed to abortion, and also opposed to every measure that effectively reduces abortions.

“I am only one but WE ARE MANY!!!!!!!”

Poor Kim Davis. It’s HARD to face consequences for using your highly paid government job to oppress people you hate!

Honey. You’re not Rosa Parks. You’re George Wallace.