Seriously. I don't understand how it's so hard at other places.

It’s a long list:

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, let us cater your Nazi party.

In the speer-it of this magnificent pun, I’ll add that the bread basket comes frei.

Has she been studying math from Terrence Howard?

It’s funny, the “kid” story got me thinking about a customer we had at the Ahwahnee one summer in the kitchen.

tastefulTandA, you magnificent bastard, I read your comment!

GESTAPO SOUP!

Obligatory comment about the cover photo: Are those cherry tomatoes or oversized marbles? Tomatoes have no business being that shiny.

Now, for those who haven’t heard of it, Fazoli’s is essentially the fast food variant of Olive Garden.

I doubt the guy would have told his girlfriend whether the waitress got just the tip, but maybe that’s why they stopped dating.

I’m pretty sure calling in dead is a Massachusetts thing, because I’ve seen it happen at two very different jobs.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Fun Fact: There actually is a restaurant in eastern Pennsylvania name “The Cock and Bull”. I don't think there was any written rule that you had to be well endowed to work there, but I like to think that's why I was hired.

As a member of the diplomatic community, I could’ve told you these kids didn’t have immunity. The qualifications per the Vienna Convention (1961) are pretty clear.

It’s not called a cockpit when there’s two female pilots. We refer to it as a box office

Ad hominem? Do you even know what that means? If I had said, “You smell funny so your comment is stupid”, then I could see you using that word to describe my response.

Instead I simply asked you what was offensive about the weapon (Yes I did poke you a little with the bit about the Hawaiian shirt, but that wasn’t an…

This whole article makes me [sic]

An article on the internet quoting people who went to the game, and even some who took pictures no less!

Hate to be THAT GUY but you're totes missing about four hundred and and thirty two "eu" combinations from the guy's name.