Son of a bitch!

This was great. Thank you. I’ll be sure to check out your site as well!

Thanks, man. I really appreciate that.

Thanks. Now give me that lunch money.

OK, I’d really like to get one of these Star Wars board games and play with friends. Which would people recommend? I see there are several. Any input from you guys would be really appreciated before I drop money on any of these.

My mouth is watering over here. It’s almost lunch time!

Send some my way!

Truuuuue.

Give it a try! Well-cooked tongue is basically pot roast, only more delicious.

Preach!

No, it requires no explanation because white people tend not to eat beef tongue. For evidence, please see all the comments on this post about how gross eating tongue is/would be.

You got it wrong. She wasn’t googling that because she’s a woman. It’s because baseball is fucking boring.

Tripa tacos are actually my #1 but tongue is a close second!

If it was chewy, it wasn’t prepared properly.

I said what I meant. See all the comments here going “no way!” while they drive to the store to buy white-meat chicken that was put into a chlorine bath.

Everything you just mentioned is literally old-school peasant food. Keep complaining about “bourgeois food” while you buy boneless, skinless chicken breast at the grocery store EL OH EL.

Beef tongue is one of my favorite foods, and makes some of the best tacos you’ll ever have. Unfortunately, it seems to really, really scare white people.

OK now I feel bad :(

So your funny story is that nothing happened since presumably you found nothing?

Destiny. Some clan dudes and I took off tomorrow and Wednesday so we can sink our teeth into it.