Sweeeeeeeeeeeet take my money! DE:HR is one of the rare games that, as an adult with limited time, I’ve beaten and then replayed all the way through, just to play it again.

“Actually, Mr. Glazer, our analysis shows that Jameis is actually about 3% more accurate in his throws immediately following an accusation of rape.”

Another Kinja redesign?! I thought it was being slow, turns out it wasn’t just me.

It’s not, which is why you’ll never see me going to bat for a corporation like that. Just because I’m knocking one does not mean you’ll find me defending the others. They’re all corporations, here to take your money. I just don’t see why people bend over backwards to defend Nintendo so much.

No, I’m pretty sure the real issue here is Nintendo’s policies. Assbackwards and passive-aggressive at best. If EA were doing this, there would be revolts in the digital nerd-streets.

Well, I can play games as easily as watching someone play them. But I can’t play football in real life, because it requires 21 other people, equipment, referees, a field, etc. It’s not the best comparison.

Accurate. Can’t speak out against Nintendo, though.

I like how you accuse him of a cash-grab while conveniently ignoring that Nintendo is doing the same thing.

I’m sorry! I just...can’t. It’s so boring!

I’m not a baseball fan, so I have always found the age of baseball stadiums and the fact that they’re not all the same dimensions incredibly strange.

I aaaaaalmost bought a LeSean McCoy jersey last year, but at the last minute I called the audible and got a Dawkins. Thank fucking Christ.

They are shortening some of the longer strikes, since that appears to be why many people quit or idle. So yes, they are addressing the cause.

Not sure how this is relevant, but Chappelle singing “Cooold-blooodedddddd” always gets a star.

Basketball ties broken by slamdunk contests would be so dope. I vote for that.

Insane this isn't an option.

This is currently my jam, I keep playing it on repeat. Let me just say, it's nice to see that dating strippers is becoming acceptable in the hip-hop community. Strippers' rights are important! However, between this song and "I Don't Mind" by Usher, I have begun to question why my girlfriend can't twerk while in a…

Oof, that's awful.

Good to know. I have it on my Voidwalker Warlock, and I have Word of Crota, Swordbreaker/Praedyth’s Revenge, and Truth so I have the gear for it I just am mildly intimidated by it.

Pizza in the New York area is like Mexican food in the southwest or racism in the midwest: if you grow up around it, it ruins it for you if it's from anywhere else.

That's super awesome.