The current theory going around the beat writers is that Kelly is going to trade the farm for Mariota. They thus need cap space to be big players in free agency to sign good, young players since they will be bereft of draft picks for the near future. Everything that's been done lines up with that theory and it's…

Injury prone?

No no no this is not okay.

Ikeafied Palin / Attenborough hybrid

"Middle-aged man discovers PC gaming. Details at 11."

Read the fucking article before you start writing comments about how easy it is to get kicked off a team for this.

I just went from six to midnight looking at this shit.

Yeah it runs so much better that it's down for exponentially longer than Xbox Live every time there are outages.

My favorite PlayStation feature is how when I get a message, it takes it 5 fucking minutes to load because Sony apparently can't handle real-time network infrastructure, or how every message says it was sent 7 minutes ago by default instead of 1 minute ago. Yay Sony! I can't wait until they get hacked for, what, a…

PS4 owner here. Let me tell you something that's never happened to Xbox Live: it's never been down for an entire fucking month due to hackers. Let me tell you another fun fact of life: my PSN was down for 5 days over Christmas. Xbox Live? A day and a half, yet we both pay yearly.

A 6-pack of Golden Monkey WILL induce a blackout. Not going to say how I know this.

I think it depends where you are. I am going to a fancy dinner tomorrow with my girlfriend and I couldn't imagine anyone besides a kid ordering a soda at a place like this.

So it happens in every Destiny article so now it's my turn. I clicked on this story about a game I know is not for me to talk about how much it isn't for me, so here goes.

Is bluetooth adapter for speakers sale only good for today? I'd love to pick that up tomorrow.

This is how I feel about a lot of the people commenting on here and a lot of people I grew up with. My mother and I moved to New Jersey when I was 5 and we were dirt poor, although she did her best to make me want for nothing and fit in at school. A lot of people I grew up with and am still friends with think…

Stay strong.

Agreed 100% but this is entirely too reasonable for the average internet commenter as far as Destiny goes.

It's not that big of a deal.

Destiny in a nutshell.

Samer, I think that person is just trying to sell you molly via email.