Aren't you just so fucking funny?!

I met my girlfriend on Twitter by randomly following her. I responded to a tweet or two over the course of a few months (favs notwithstanding) but never actually tried to creep on her. I just, you know, treated her digital presence as an extension of her, so in other words I acted like she was an actual human being…

Serious question: why is every depiction of lacrosse on Deadspin one of box lacrosse? Box lacrosse sucks, and it's barely played in the US. Lacrosse in the US is typically field lacrosse, which is much better in every way. Can we get more field lacrosse coverage? Leave box lacrosse to the Canadians.

Skiing doesn't not need cheerleaders, tell you that much.

Can't they both be right? It's Ohio! They're all white trash as far as I'm concerned!

Haha I may be the biggest GoT fan around. LOVE the gif!

Definitely. Add me, PSN Arctic_16

Obsidian Mind may be one of the best armor pieces in the game. It's a must-own for Warlocks. I no longer run Sunsinger and self-rez because of it. It's amazing. One well-placed Nova Bomb will recharge your next Nova Bomb anywhere from 50-90%. You can rain Nova Bombs (and orbs, for that matter). I've had…

And also most of the things I lament in my life.

The reason why so many "average" white people have this distorted image that black people are a race that complains about every single slight is because articles like these that point out asinine coincidences, that have no racist intent whatsoever.

Why are we even discussing a calendar? I don't care that he's on a calendar, WHY IS HE ON THE TEAM?

Just had it last weekend. It's really, really good. I think their Resin is my favorite overall but I have yet to have one of their beers that wasn't fantastic. It's just relatively hard to find. I'm an hour and a half's drive from Brooklyn, if that, and I can only find it in a few stores around here.

Unions aren't perfect, but I'd still take one over working at one of these horror-stories any day of the week. Capitalism is a cancer.

There's a place by me that makes brick-oven pizza that uses vodka sauce instead of tomato sauce and they top it with prosciutto. It's absurdly delicious and also contains probably 15 times the daily recommended value of salt.

Well I have a maxed Black Hammer and Hunger of Crota, but can't get enough shards to hit 32 to save my life. Go figure.

These are all good points. Frankly, most of these issues haven't reared their ugly head for me for one simple reason: I don't play enough to hit this wall. I don't have a level 32 yet (I have full raid gear but need another 21 Radiant Shards to level up), and I only just made a second character last week.

Anal Crossing?

I knew it'd be bad when every trailer spends 80% of its allotted time trying to set up the world and give you context. It seems unnecessarily complex even from a distance.

That took a dark twist at the end there but the rest of it sounds fun as shit!

You're not biased. I love beer and went to college in Baltimore, and I've loved Natty Boh ever since. For my money, it's the best cheap beer around! My freshman year, six-packs were $5.99. *wipes tear*