I miss Baltimore now :(

I laughed out loud hard.

Woah. Dat gif tho.

Oh, yeah! Loving the Modest Mouse, Barry!

It's a sham because they're putting money into a brand they can then co-brand themselves with to sell shit. Instead, they could take that money and put it towards actually useful organizations, instead of making it a cash-grab for themselves. How is that hard to understand?

This should have more stars than it does.

Absolutely fantastic comparison.

It's actually a great comparison. They're popular because they pander to fear and misinformation. Popularity doesn't mean quality.

You're a joke. Consumers are lied to by our horrible industrial food system, pharmaceutical companies, defense contractors, companies selling your data, predatory mortgage lenders etc. etc. The list of real grievances and ways consumers are being fucked is long and awful. Nepotism is real in industry and government…

I want to have this comment printed on canvas and fucking hung in my room. This. A thousand times this. The idea that ethics in gaming journalism (ugh, I can't believe I even just wrote that) is something that warrants this level of attention (EVEN IF it were as widespread as they say, which it's not) is asinine. …

Who fucking cares? It's an institutional punishment. When companies get fined for transgressions, you can't say hey! you're punishing current stockholders for the misdeeds of stockholders past. That's not how it works.

This is some good hustle.

Yes, attraction has been a driving force for thousands of years, but what you're glossing over is the fact that the standards for that attraction change wildly based on social constructs. That's why doughy, pale women were favored in the 19th century and why Marilyn Monroe, the smokeshow of her time, would be called…

Arroz = rice. Aloz = lice, not that aloz is a little parasite that lives on you, just that she replaced r's with l's. Got it?

I hope it's May. Or at least April. If it's March, I'll be pissed. Not all of us are 32 yet!

Not sure what you mean by money since there is a salary cap in the NFL, but I agree. Fuck the Patriots!

"But who could we get that's better?!" - every Giants fan I know, terrified of the future

LOL @ the dudes talking shit to Native Americans like they're hot shit. Telling them to go back to a reservation? Bro, you live in fucking South Dakota. You're already on America's reservation. Please stay there.

Or he could ask about it in an inclusive community and not expect a snarky response about it. Sorry that we are not all up to date on fucking children's toys. I clicked on this and honestly it's the only Lego article I've ever clicked on that I can remember. I wanted to see if there were pictures of the Jurassic…

Please. Spicy nacho, you goddamn heathen.