This is AMAZING NEWS for me! I use Spotify almost exclusively now. Being able to stream Spotify while playing my PS4 is so great! I'm so excited! Looking forward to listening to some shit while playing the same content on Destiny for the 100th time.

Then why were they punished? For no reason? You don't lose a first round draft pick for nothing, guy.

You mean after the league destroyed all the tapes before showing them to anyone and refusing to say what was on them?

This is more frightening than any horror movie.

I enjoy how you call him a "millionaire baby" while glossing over the billionaire babies (read: the NFL) being petulant babies about it. But yes, let's all blame the player, as always.

All the people that are like "it's part of his job and contract blah blah blah I'm a fucking shitstain" need to fuck right off. Who fucking cares? Do you really need to hear generic, canned responses to generic, canned questions from another player? Are the platitudes and cliches spouted off daily by NFL players…

My best friend took a lacrosse ball right to the nuts just like this kid. We were sophomores in high school practicing with the varsity on a parking lot (yay for lacrosse season starting when fields are covered in snow!). A senior ripped a shot that missed the goal, bounced on the pavement, and caught my unawares…

It's a bad answer because the company is bleeding money.

I'm glad you're cool with it because they're bleeding money.

It's okay because the Wii U is totally gonna take off when [insert upcoming fabled first-party Nintendo game here] is released soon and the 45th Mario game is a total blast, right guys?!

I enjoyed this.

Hey, Stephen. I think you guys should invite me into your Kotaku raid groups for Destiny because PUGs suck.

Devastating. I'll never not laugh at that.

Mark it zero.

Damn, dude. That shit is rough.

Bless you for posting this.

This is because women get hit on constantly, and men do not get hit on constantly. Even an "average-looking" woman by objective standards gets hit on all the goddamn time.

Utopia, huh? Yeah, except for the sentient creatures enslaved by all the people. Not animals, but sentient, thinking creatures. A little fucked up if you ask me.

Heeaaaaard that! I really, really like your response.

Yeah, I ended up dropping some knowledge bombs at dinner with my ex-girlfriend's parents about the NRA and other contentious topics. I had been biting my tongue for months and I finally exploded (it was right after the Newton school shooting). We lasted less than a year after that.