Have you considered drinking liquor made for adults?

That sounds horrible. I don't work in a stuffy law firm or some other corporate office where there's a good ol' boys' club, so I'm happy I'm not judged based on my watch where I work. My shoe game and bag game are both top notch (just got a lovely new leather messenger laptop bag for my birthday), but I'm not into…

I'll concede 1 and 2. Not so sure about 3.

I am, but no watch.

It's a fucking joke you fucking idiot. Do you know what website you're on? Welcome to Deadspin. I usually try not to respond to dumb greys but Jesus Christ, man.

Yes, asshole, I know how to tell time off a clock. I was also in ROTC for several years and a firefighter for nearly a decade, so I'm also well-versed in military time. Thanks for the early-morning condescension.

Not women my age, buddy. Most of my friends don't wear watches either. Maybe if you're middle-aged or older than I am in general.

This was my thought as well. Where do these people work?! Everyone has their phones out during meetings at my job.

Why are you calling me snotty with a snotty comment? You're snotty!

No watch if you're under 30. I don't even own one. My mother insists on buying me one every Christmas, but I know I'll never wear it. I have an iPhone.

I wear no jewelry, not even a watch because I'm 27 and thus have my phone on me at all times. You guys know phones have a clock function, right? I am okay with this post.

It's a Civ V skin change with a few different mechanics. Make of that what you will. It was worth it for me, but I can definitely see why some people wouldn't want to shell out a full $60 for it.

I'm not the one spouting generalities. I said I liked it. That's all, but thanks for the Monday morning snark.

How mad are you that he may have more Super Bowls than Rodgers soon? Don't respond, I know the answer: real mad.

"Quite of a failure" nice writing there.

Goddamn it, Sid Meier. I hope it's good, because I already know I'm going to buy it.

Did the N64 version always stutter like that?

I get it. I see you on other Gawker blogs. Just know that it's ever so trite at this point to comment saying what you said in a Destiny article. The movie thing is not a bad analogy, because although for you it may be one time, every post on Destiny has a dozen or more people saying the same fucking thing. I don't…

I hear that. That's why I go to movie theaters and loiter outside the screenings of movies I don't like to tell people how much I didn't like them.

Praise the sun! (Just kidding, I'm buying Obsidian Mind and switching to Voidwalker)