Not cool.

No, because I have my own, real life to pay attention to.

My PlayStation 4 has yet to arrive at my house and I have (obviously) yet to play this game but I already want that Arctic Shader, for obvious reasons.

Can we stop with the reddit talk? I don't care what's on reddit. I don't go on there, nor do I want to. Your internet browsing might overlap with Kotaku's, but mine does not. Gawker blogs do me the favor of parsing through all the chaff on reddit and bringing me the meat of it, if you will. It's a good thing and…

I thought the same thing. Call me a soft dog lover but I felt so bad for the dog.

I laughed out loud at this. I'll miss you when you get banned!

A whole new way to look at my comments in the grays!

I end up crying alone in my room either way, Owen.

Ugh, whatever, Owen. I came up with this idea in college in like 2006, ok?

I enjoy how you destroyed this guy's argument and then he just bailed.

I like how you cited a case which completely invalidates your argument here, but you continued on anyway. Look, fool: fuck the criminal justice system. It's flawed and ineffective, which is precisely why the NFL has a personal conduct policy.

You're out of your mind. You think the NFL doesn't throw its weight around when it's convenient to do so? Did you read the post? Why do you think their employees in this department are all former police officers and FBI agents? Hint: so they can throw their weight around.

I've always planned out an elaborate system of mirrors which would enable me to see my TV and continue playing video games from the toilet. This cup is like that dream, only I'm having it while I'm in a coma.

I love Modest Mouse. Saw them and Brand New in Queens a month ago and it was an amazing show. Cheers to the song choice tonight!

Drew and Kluwe have a secret crush on each other, don't they? Someone admit it to me.

I laughed out loud.

You're welcome! And don't worry, all of my roommates/best friends see Phish at least a dozen times a year. I listen to them (unintentionally) almost nonstop, so rest assured that my dislike for them is an informed one.

I don't always have time to listen to 25-minute songs.

Yo dude. I'm 5'7" too. I recently lost a bunch of weight in the past year and went from like 175 to about 152-154. I've toned up a lot and have decent musculature in my upper body, but I still carry some extra fat on me. I'm very happy with where I am right now and how I look, but I've thought about it and I've…

Did you just say that Philly fans are more racist that Pittsburgh fans? Because that's absurd.