Phish sucks.

Correct. Once Tony left, that station went to shit. Jon Marks and Sean Brace are awful. It's like someone gave two frat bros their own show.

Keep that confirmation bias strong!

They came over to our campfire the 2nd night to reminisce about their kelly green eagles tailgate van that, and I quote, "got busted up by n****rs when we parked it behind Delilah's." Delilah's is a strip club.

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He has to watch the game from his yacht instead of the luxury owner's box in the stadium.

Les being an obvious liberal is a great thing to me. I prefer that over the "get off my lawn, concussion safety is for pussies, I used to walk to work, hazing is great" brand of conservative sports writers that plague sports media.

Birds 24/7 is the best Eagles blog since Iggles Blog by Jimmy. Les Bowen is a great follow as well.

Greg is short, everyone. That's the joke.

Hey! You're back! Still as miserable as ever, I see.

no one is saying it out of malice and parents should be able to just shrug that off instead of getting offended and needing that extra validation and recognition that yes, omg, being a parent is sooooo hard and no one without kids can understand and bla, bla, bla.

I have many as well, but I usually stick to "Pupperoni" or "Pooper."

Fair fucking enough.

This list is literally completely backwards (yes, including the running over of pedestrians).

The only times I've eaten Jello since I turned 12 has either been in a Jello shot or in a hospital.

I feel like if you go to cookouts where people bring that shit, you're going to some really lame cookouts.

UGH now I have to buy this :(

Is Josue's story about the urinal joint supposed to be a bad thing?

I don't even want it, but it's the principle of it all.

Fuck your number 4. That play haunts me. Rod Hood, you fucking piece of shit, you were holding Kevin Curtis and we all know it!