As an Eagles fan, I say fuck the Cardinals for three reasons:

This seems sadly pretty accurate.

Yeah, I'm from New Jersey. If you try that here you are either A) never going to be able to merge, ever, or B) going to get into a horrible accident. Perhaps both.

people here stop on highway on-ramps instead of merging

The amount of shithead comments in the grays is making me very happy. Just sitting there by themselves, few recommendations and replies between the lot of them.

This whole story is insane to me.

DON'T LISTEN TO THESE FUCKERS. DO NOT BE AN EAGLES FAN!

You're a true man of the people, Burneko.

Fucking Serpico and shit.

I agree with your larger point, but I would argue that the question of degree, after a certain point, is just arguing semantics. Police, in my mind, do not need to deploy carbines, rifles or machines guns against peaceful protesters. I get that the information is not factually accurate down to the smallest detail in…

it's still the same end result.

Yeah, no. They're both defensive players with overlapping responsibilities. Furthermore, the lines are blurred even more when you start drilling down to it. Is the linebacker built for a 3-4 or a 4-3? Same with the d-lineman. If the linebacker is a 3-4 OLB, then he rushes the passer and plays the run for the most…

It's a shit job? Uhhhh. Depends where. There are a ton of suburban cops who chill out all day, write traffic citations, pull in six figures after overtime, and retire with half pensions after 20 years. Really fucking hard!

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

Well, Awful Man, please get back to me when serious consequences befall that guy. Until then, my conscience is clear.

I see why it's stupid and reckless, I just don't care. And I didn't accuse the guy of murder. I said "this is the guy Anonymous said did it." I'm just relaying information. Information which literally anyone who read this post could google in about ten seconds. I'm sick of the kid gloves everyone puts on when it…

Like I said to Hello_My_Lover, I get that it may very well not be the right guy/name, and I get why Hilary didn't include it in the post. It's all perfectly reasonable. I just don't care if I'm being gauche by posting the name Anonymous called out, regardless of whether or not it's the guy. If it's not, then oh,…

Oh, no. I get exactly why she didn't. I wouldn't either in her position. My point is that I'm not in that position and I do not have to abide by journalistic standards, so I threw it out there. Yeah, it might not be the guy, I get it. I just don't...care.

I get that. The name is readily available on google. I get why the author wouldn't put the name down herself, and that's great, but I don't have to abide by journalistic standards. What did I really do by writing that comment? I saved people eight seconds of googling for now.

Yes, this man will surely be murdered, and it'll be a direct result of my comment on Jezebel.