That's good hustle!

Nah. If she was on Molly, she wouldn't be eating.

This. I had a bit of a wild long weekend and I ate the equivalent of one meal over four days. Frankly, I wish I would have eaten something, anything, at certain points, including floor chips.

Where are the tripas?! And tongue at 8? This is an outrage! The exclusion of tripas alone invalidates this entire list. Goddamn white people.

I never asked for this.

As a former firefighter, whatever. I have a ton of pictures of me around and inside burning buildings. It happens. You can't get sad at every fire. Literally every single event you respond to involves people's shit being destroyed. I consider fire selfies to be righteous revenge for all the times we get yelled at…

I'm friends with a dude that recently checked in at Applebee's saying they're partying at the bar then he posted pictures of his chicken quesadillas that he ordered. I'm not trying to be a snob, but I'm a snob and that shit cracked me the fuck up.

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.

It's not Nick, but we've all been there, haven't we? Fact: I lost my virginity to one of their songs. I felt so grown up, but, oh god, what was I doing?

This band reminds me of high school and awkward hookups and me not knowing what I was doing. Good times.

Cool sideburns, bro.

You better edit that quickly because there is a pack (pun!) of about 50 commenters that are about to tear you a new one for saying you bought your dog and didn't rescue.

Alright, fair enough. I misread your tone (as much as I could given this is all text, anyway). My bad.

I like how you say that like we're in a fucking boardroom. Like we're supposed to say "Oh! Redundant positions! Fuck 'em, then." It's still shitty.

I don't get how any of you can drink milk that isn't whole, much less alternative milks (save for health reasons, of course). Whole milk is like 3% fat! Two percent I can handle, I suppose, but 1% milk should be banned. I won't even address skim milk, which is basically grey, milk-flavored water. Might as well not…

I believe the phrase is "fuck yeah!"

I may be in the minority, but I'm easily enjoying it just as much. No drop off for me. In fact, I think there has been more emotional gut-punches this season than in others, although the gravity of the things that happen in season 1 is higher.

Hahaha oh nooo, I just got burned so badly. I feel so enlightened. Thanks for dropping some knowledge on me! Really freaks me out when a burner looks at my public posting history. I looked at yours. Why do you keep telling people how much you make? You seem really insecure about a lot of things (including your…

I used to give my friend who was in community college my papers that I got C's on and he'd literally get A+'s on them after handing them in with zero edits or revisions.

Right?! Holy shit, the comments are gold right now. So much indignation!