Not only do we share similar if not identical morning routines (including the delicate balance of time), but we also share pet peeves. I fucking loathe having to dump soon after I've showered. Makes me want to die. My freshness, gone!

Probie training in the FDNY is harder than Army bootcamp. The fact is that few women apply, and even fewer pass the physical test. There are a lot more women in FDNY EMS, though, at least compared to firefighters.

I would disagree. I went to a "good" college and majored in the same thing as friends who went to "bad" colleges. Yeah, we both have a piece of paper, but the quality of education I received was in another ballpark altogether than that of my friends. Of course, whether or not that's important depends on whether or…

Another one! I just had it out with another dude the other day on the article about interviewing LeBron James. It's wild the standard for "lengthy read" that these people have.

I never played a lot of WoW, and when I did it was very casually, but I saw this drop in a PUG and the party leader ninja'd it and bailed. I had won the roll, too :(

Yeah I agree with everything you just said. Just ask the person out. If they say yes, great. If not, WHO FUCKING CARES. It took me until very recently to realize this.

I was always under the same impression. I was a bit taken aback by the post yesterday that called people in their early 40s "early middle-age" because I was like, isn't that you're 30s? But what do I know, I'm 26.

Yeah...I'm not sure why anyone would think this is a good idea. You're basically leveraging public opinion to not get turned down. I can't think of many people who would be thrilled at such a public spectacle. I can't imagine the pressure.

And yet you're here, commenting anyway, giving them page clicks all while you complain about the GODDAMN LIBRULS talking about sports. Go check out the Fox News Sports section then. We'll be here.

Because it's a non-answer.

Why? They posted this on Facebook publicly. Facebook is public. It's already out there.

It's true. That's a no. It's sad that so many people seem to think otherwise, including the dude himself.

I came here to say this. He got turned down. Agree to vague plans with no definite date, then continue to push those plans off. That's "Unable to Just Say No 101" for most women. Or perhaps the specialty class, "How to Not Publicly Humiliate the Person Asking You Out 301."

There's no wit to be found here, my man. I am most definitely a jackass.

No, sir. You are, in fact, the jackass for thinking that eleven pages of reading is a lot. I assume your bookshelves are stacked with picture books?

That's really smart. I use this handle for...a lot of shit. As in, my close friends know that this is me. I don't think any of them read Gawker sites, but if they did they'd know it's me immediately. I've been using it forever, and it actually just recently occurred to me that maybe it's not as anonymous as I once…

Haha fair enough, but hating can be exhausting! I'll let you know if I manage to sneak this particular handle of yours into any AAA games coming out soon.

Welcome to America. Most people are reading this because they're bored, yet they find the material too boring to read.

Of course not, I was just wondering. Listen, I like to think I'm an unassuming, open-minded person, but this is Kotaku. And not glorious, old pre-Kinja Kotaku, but this current shit.

My dog will hold it forever (seriously, her record is 16 hours) but she gets up anywhere between 1 and 6 AM every single night for her breakfast. It's a total of 30 seconds being awake for me, but that's probably not good, right?