Yeah, so, everyone will yell at me to not judge perhaps but, goddamn.

OK, seriously, the mere idea of the upcoming GoT one had me more excited than anything ever.

I, personally, don't like it when the Facebook profiles of the deceased. My cousin committed suicide almost a year ago, and everyone has constantly posted on his page ever since. I am not really comfortable with it, but whatever helps others cope I suppose. It's a minor quibble. For the record, if I ever get hit…

Yeah, uh, me neither.

I hear you on all of that. I get that there are other issues that complicate the simplicity of caloric intake/usage, but people seem to want to reject that concept outright as if it has no bearing.

xp-px stating that an egg on a bed of greens is a "meal" is correct in that many people eat small meals of 350ish calories throughout the day. That's what I do. It doesn't mean it's a "meal" like a steak dinner is a meal. It means that for the purposes of logging your eating, it's considered a meal because it's…

People are telling you to seek help, because on Jezebel you cannot talk about calorie counting or watching what you eat without people telling you that welllllllllllll, if you hadn't heard, some people exercise 16 hours a day and eat 5 celery sticks and still gain weight, because genetics.

YES! Thank you. All I've been wanting to point out while reading this is that it's not hard to figure out around how many calories you need. Sure, like you said, if you want to geek out and figure out your EXACT caloric requirement, that may be difficult. But figuring out around what you should be eating a day…

How is it difficult? It takes, what, a few weeks of monitoring your caloric intake and thinking about what you eat, a few trips to the scale, a mirror, and a spreadsheet. Who can't do that? Everyone can. I've done it when I've tried to lose weight and it's not difficult, it just takes some motivation. You're…

HA! Is that a joke? My ENTIRE family in Mexico eats chips and candy all day along, and also large amounts of Coke. Mexico is also the second most obese country in the world, is it not? Don't act like this is a huge surprise. The US is exporting its diet, eating habits and obesity to Latin America slowly but…

I'm Mexican-American. My cousin, who is my age (26, we both grew up here in New Jersey), put soda in her kids bottles when they were babies. Most of their baby teeth legit rotted away.

Yeah, uh, he's wrong on his third point. Sterling has hurt other people due to his fucked up opinions. Sorry, Josh Olin. Also, you look like a tool in your avatar.

I like how you're outraged that he's busting your balls about busting his balls. What the hell do you do for a living? Is this really what you do with your day?

Is Civ V on Gamersgate only the Mac version on sale? I can't find the PC version! I need it for my roommate so he can play something besides FIFA!

Yeah, I think that's the joke he was going for...

Anecdotal, of course, but my dog is spoiled rotten. She gets the best of the best of everything, and I basically buy all her shit on Amazon, except for food. Then again, I guess her diet is the most expensive cost associated with her.

That's not how condoms work, but thanks for the advice, I guess?

In fairness, they say it was molly that had some meth mixed in. I mean, who hasn't that happened to, amiright?!

Well, knowing that moved the notion from "amusing hypothetical" to "I feel like a creep," and I don't like it.

Yeah, I mean, not the smartest thing tweeting out that sort of stuff. But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't guilty of literally everything they got busted for (except not in a municipal parking lot). And I'd also be lying if I said I wouldn't take any one of them on a nice date.