Very true! About the murder spree thing, when I was in Army ROTC I was the best shot in the class with an M-16 even though I'd never touched a firearm before. I FULLY attribute this to it being somewhat natural to me to look down a weapon's sights due to gaming. True story.

For me, though, I'll go ahead and say that I lump this together with Bronies/My Little Pony love and cosplaying. Every time I hear about these things I just think to myself, "What the fuck?!"

You're amazing. This sums it up perfectly. Gamer rage is precisely why I rarely identify myself as a gamer outright, and hesitate to do so the few times I have.

Pretty much exactly how I feel. No judging, people should do as they please, but I do find it a bit weird.

My favorite hour of the week, because strokes are HILARIOUTH.

Yeah, but the thing you're missing in that assessment is that cats are fucking horrible creatures.

Hey! I have a Shiba Inu! Don't make fun of their personality. Yeah, they're pissy, and basically act like cats, but I love that about them. It makes my dog seem like an actual being, not a parasite that constantly needs me.

That'd be unfair. They're like 20-30 pounds at 8 weeks.

Yes, a connection that began when Serena noticed that there was another black girl.

+1, my good man.

Lulz I laughed out loud at this. +1

This isn't a crazy theory. It's absolutely true. If our "highlight sport" were soccer, we'd dominate on the world stage much like we tend to do with basketball.

Baseball is boring because the games take forever, there are too many of them, and they pitch every 3 minutes, which is even worse than the 40 seconds in between football plays.

Hahaha you just made me laugh out loud. It's so true!

I dislike mice. I'm sorry. I got it from my mother. If any mice were ever in my home, I'd let me Shiba Inu's instincts take over, and there would be less mice in this world. Of course, then I'd never be able to touch my dog again since it'd freak me out that she killed a rodent.

Well, your rats officially come when called better than my dog.

Am I the only one who NEVER remember their password for Origin/EA? I reset it every time I have to log in, which is admittedly not very often.

How can I get my imaginary girlfriend to let me have imaginary anal with her? So far, she's turned out to be a real prude, which is frustrating considering she's not real. Thoughts?

You should really just retire from commenting now. You'll never top this.

Exactly! I have a Shiba Inu, and they have incredibly potent prey drives, and she would cause mass rodent genocide if she was able to. But I would never let her, since she'd probably eat it or even if not, mice always have worms and mites. Always.