I've never understood this, people that take so long to dump. I power dump. I'm in, I do my thing, and I'm out. Five minutes tops. I don't get why people sit on the toilet for so long. Eat more fiber.

That last sentence of yours...truly words to live by.

I'm not sure how many people will get the reference or comment on it, but I loved it. +1, sir. Plus fucking one.

Quality stuff right here.

It wrote itself, didn't it?

I enjoyed this.

Al Roker is also known for his soft stools.

Yessss the fifth dog from the right is a Shiba Inu! Here's mine, Sansa!

If it smells like Bayonne, leave it alone.

The official Target policy is to take a customer's word on the price change and just change it at the register. I was a front end manager at Target for one horrible year after college, and this is what I was trained to tell the cashiers. If it's a difference of $20 of less, just change it for the customer. I don't…

That's how I interpreted it as well.

Probably from rawhide manufacturers who want you to buy cheaper, shittier rawhide instead of this. Not dangerous at all, and good for their teeth, although of course they should be supervised the first couple of times they get them to make sure they chew them properly.

Wagyu beef is basically Kobe-style beef, but it's not actually from Kobe so they can't call it that. Depending on where it's from, it can be quite high in quality and superior to other beef, but there's nothing like the original.

This is seau sad.

Yup. Obviously the event itself is painful, and usually the knee would swell up quite a bit afterwards, but if you waited enough for that to subside, most people really wouldn't notice it.

There are a large amount of people, especially middle-aged Americans, who tear their ACLs and other ligaments and never notice or get them checked. They just say they have the proverbial "bum knee." It's not something that is necessarily apparent, especially if you never engage in physical activities.

Fleet does the flying, MI does the dying.

Well, like I said, I guess I shouldn't think my dog is the same as raising a child, and I think kids ARE coddled a bit too much these days, so I agree with you to a degree.

Some people aren't into the whole "spare the rod, spoil the child" methods. Not quite the same as I don't have kids, but that's how I am with my dog. My puppy has gotten no negative reinforcement or adversive training whatsoever. None at all. And she's a great dog. She responds much more to treats and praise for…

I'm not sure. I don't see the appeal. I'd rather drink 6 good beers than have 12 shitty ones.