That's good.

THANK YOU. I can't believe everyone conveniently missed this part of the story. This is why she should be sorry. Because she was having fun doing it and continued to do so even though her husband was clearly not ok with it.

Uh, yeah, she should apologize for being an escort since she's married and openly said that her husband was upset about the whole thing and tried to talk her out of it, meaning he wasn't ok with it, and she did it anyway. Isn't cheating supposed to be bad?

Marry me?

This was amazing.

Jesus. This is much more serious of a response than I was expecting. Heavy shit.

OK, I'll be "that asshole" on an internet commenting area: I find cosplay weird, and I secretly judge people that do it in my mind.

You cynical, cynical bastard. Reading your comment was like a throwback to the pre-Kinja days. Took me back, it really did.

This made me laugh out loud.

A couple of observations:

I won't try to posture or make claims about my size, if you will, but I will say that standard condoms are fine. But ultra-thin Trojans literally won't fit on me. They won't stretch enough to roll down my gear. Found this out the hard way right before insertion. Never bought them again.

That's good.

Gaaahhh and I never saw it coming!

Who will be the first asshole to make a "TORtanic" joke? Who?! I know it's coming!

Well, it was a very reductionist point of view I took deliberately. It's the same as people who think a football game only has 11 minutes of real action, which completely ignores the strategy and tactics of pre-snap alignments, formations, and audibles.

Yes, it's like a trap that sucks you in and you don't even realize it until you've just wished physical harm on a child or an elderly person. It's rough. I wish my girlfriend was like you! She dislikes sports, and if she did like them, she'd be a Giants fan, plus hates the Eagles for the Vick thing. It's rough.

Each game isn't a story, the story is the progression. It's the cumulative performance of the entire season.

The quote at the end made me guffaw out loud at my office, prompting looks.

You could sum up most soccer games with a gif for every goal, which isn't a lot. After that, it's just volleying the ball back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back...

This is great.