You win the internet for today, sir.

Bahahaha, I just looked that up. It looks like a bad frat house costume of a Mexican. Hilarious.

They're not making the Comanche anymore?! Fuck!

Oh, man. +1

Ah, see, I play sports games exactly for that reason: the story.

+1. And I'll say that, NOPE, most Americans have not read the Constitution.

Uhhh, yeah it's a World Devastator. They wreaked havoc on Mon Calamari when the Empire invaded, among other notable planets.

This is awesome and needs to be built ASAP.

Those are some sick pants on Evan. I would rock those for sure.

You should come too, Evan. We should all hang out. Perhaps be best friends afterwards. I probably sound so fucking weird.

I don't mean this in a weird way: between liking sports, the Stick Jockey series, the random Deadspin commenting, and shit like this, I legitimately want to grab a beer with Owen and hang out with the guy. He looks like he'd fit in with my group of friends perfectly.

It's definitely an American thing. My Mexican mother laments the lack of extended family values in the US all the time. Woe is her!

The extended family culture is alive and kicking in western culture. Just not the United States. but in France, Spain, and the entirety of Latin American (which is most of the western hemisphere), it's there, and it's strong.

WOOOSH! Went right over my head. Well, I'm sorry. But I hate rats, so I guess, screw you and your username.

My good friend became a Jets fan around that time. She's really into trendy shit and that social butterfly lifestyle. This season she declares she's a Giants fan and has the jersey to prove it now. This is after she has had a Jets jersey and has gone to multiple Jets games. I guess being a fan of a shitty team…

Stick to snarky comments on Gawker and trolling Jezebel, then. We don't want you here!

Bahahaha what a great story. Grinding to Prince. Oh man, I'm dying over here.

It's not nice, it's silly. If my kid was that age and believed in Santa Claus, I'd be concerned. Why? Because HOW GODDAMN STUPID CAN YOU BE?!

$50?! You can't even buy one game with that!

Hahaha trolling the family, that's great.