Since we all know that Biden is completely above reproach and there is zero evidence anywhere of any wrongdoing or corrupt activity, shouldn't we welcome any "investigation" of him? If there is nothing fishy, Biden will be completely exonerated!

I've had a nagging suspicion that Hillary Clinton has been looking for a way back into the game. A contested convention would be an opening. Another, which doesn't exactly seem like a remote possibility, would be as an "emergency candidate" should something befall the nominee between convention and election day. 

Do any of them actually look forward to seeing Bernie back on the campaign trail though? Now that Bernie has effectively dropped out, it seems there's one less too tier candidate to overtake.

His hair has looked much better lately. I think he's not dying it as much.

Bernie should step back and enjoy what time he has left. He could be a kingmaker (or queenmaker?) 

First Biden's eye exploded on live TV, now Bernie has a heart attack. What's going to be next?!

He gets scant TV time now, but I'm thinking with that haul, we're going to be seeing a lot of Trump over the next year.

I'm thinking a Trump vs Clinton rematch is in the works. She can unify the Dems after this primary season. She's the most qualified person ever, and it is technically still her turn.

lol, someone paid attention in class. there seems to be a brain drain occuring among the left.

MSNBC is the polar opposite of FoxNews. As an embedded correspondent from Trumpistan, this has had no effect. People are asking about “the Biden kid," though.

If there is a SCOTUS vacancy in the next few months, are we just residents of crazy town? Things are going to get rowdy!

As Democrats, now would be the time to unite behind Joe. We cannot let Drumph’s aggression stand.

Goddamn, the Nihilist Arby's has reached a singularity. 

Is it okay to not take her seriously though? I feel bad that there are children who are terrified about this or that, but I don’t care what she or any other child thinks, and neither do most adults. 

Trump is going to love this. 1) He gets showered with even more media attention, and the Dem primary gets even less, 2) He has a foil to rail against and get his base worked up going into 2020, and 3) he’s at no risk of removal and is going to crow about total exoneration and vindication when either the house fails to…

That clip is pretty funny though. We’ve all been in that situation where you’re forced to attend some boring ass seminar and try to make a quick exit during a lull between speakers. 

He would just say something like "it's a complex situation and you wouldn't understand it." Also, this story will be ancient history by next Monday.

Her lack of “electability” is pretty simple. People like her policy positions, but she is a cringe-inducing, awkward goober. That makes people nervous as hell. 

She just can't seem to get any media buzz, which seems largely due to sexism. I think she'll really break out at just the right time. #Klobmentum

This post won't be so funny when Karen becomes known for epic takedowns and clapbacks.