Can we at least all agree that the header's a very presidential picture?

I had a very high SAT and LSAT score, so not sure where you’re getting that from. 

So now my home and away softball jerseys are a joke to minnilanals? We used to respect the field, not treat it like a damn social occasion fashion show.

So now my home and away softball jerseys are a joke to minnilanals? We used to respect the field, not treat it like…

I don’t like your condescending attitude. I have vintage rugby shirts in my closet, and you write ads for a blogger website. Get back to me when you’ve got a scarlett and gray shirt with buckeye trim.

I don’t like your condescending attitude. I have vintage rugby shirts in my closet, and you write ads for a blogger…

Have you ever considered that it could be the opposite, in that the Libs corrupted Ukraine, and Trump is just bringing peace to the Persians? Didn't think so.

We shouldn't take Putin's bait. What he said was bitchy, mean-spirited, and uncalled for. 

Eh, we’ll be fine. The kiddos are cute, but no one really cares what they think.

This seems like an ad, but any white male whose not confused can wear the leather, and the blondes can wear the things with the strings. All others should just respect the holiday. 

This seems like an ad, but any white male whose not confused can wear the leather, and the blondes can wear the…

I always assumed the blacks would rate Joe a bit higher, but maybe that’s just the conventional wisdom. Warren seems like a nonstarter. Why don’t the blacks like Kamala?

Given the superdelegate rule change, I can’t see how this primary doesn’t end in a brokered convention. Since neither Bernie or Warren are electable, this ends in a Biden-Harris ticket. The Democrats can't win this election without the blacks, and this ticket is the best chance at getting them out to vote.

This really comes across as jealousy. Why can't you just be happy for him and wish him well?

Does she have proof that she wasn't dancing on the 9/11 anniversary, though? 

Seems like law enforcement thinks something is fucky about her story. She's also an activist, so it's understandable if people look at this with a jaundiced eye.

He's not wrong about the lightbulbs though. Incandescents are superior. I hate looking in a mirror under florescent or cfl lights. 

This isn't going very well for the Dems, but damn, ya'll want a reality check from the heart of Trump country? I know there is panic, but, I don't think the Dem nominee is even declared yet.

You joke, but I think Hillary is observing. She is jumping in come early January. 

I don't think this exchange had the impact you think it did. Democrats are fucked here. People like Joe. His brain is ramen noodles, but no one likes it when the hip youths attack the elderly. Joe's poll numbers are going up after tonight.

Am I the only one that thought Bernie sounded like he was struggling to breathe? Jesus fucking shit. 

If a satirist tried to make a skit about how Democrats are fucked, would it look any different than this? Was there a candidate that didn't elicit cringe and awkwardness anytime they spoke? Fuck. I've forgotten that half of these people are running. Is there not a single charismatic liberal in this country with…

Great. Now Trump will have another heel to flex on while he waits for the Democrats to nominate their septuagenarian. The cynic in me thinks this is a deliberate strategy to help Trump. Is there any Republican that could run whose reputation has not already been hilariously obliterated?