Really epitomizes being hoisted by one's own petard.

Clearly the only way to prove they aren't blackmailing this guy is to go ahead and tell us his name, address, date of birth, social security number, bank account number, mother's maiden name, income, and of course current magazine subscriptions.

SPOILERS There was at least one baby in this movie.

Weren't we saying this about Alden Ehrenreich just a short time ago?

"Who doesn't like hats?"

I would Mr. Newell but your Steam summer sale has left me homeless and penniless, unable to even call you and curse your name.

Jalapenos CAN give you heat sweat.

I once ate a candy bar that had I believe beef jerky in it. Darn good.

The Italians didn't even have tomato sauce until what, 400 years ago, so if you took an Italian man from the 1500s he would probably be horrified that anything other than olive oil and cheese was being put on them.

They also always overlook that it's pineapple AND HAM. The point is to combine these two flavors on a food.

I know exactly why he doesn't like it.

No, no, they were allegorical tales of our modern times through the lens of Nordic-European mythology lightly dusted with Christian symbolism that happened to be about short people fighting orcs and dragons.

To a dwarf gold is love, gold is life.

What the—attack the movies if you wish, but leave the poor books alone. What did they do to you? They leveled your tables, weighed down your papers, and blocked your doors open, and this is how you repay them?

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I'd agree except he wanted to put Smaug's wings on his back legs because I think Del Toro is a little insane.

It's named after the Simon and Garfunkel song that plays in the credits.

NBC cancels all shows that don't involve water

You mean these broad generalizations of millions of people are…broad generalizations?

Sure, despite all evidence to the contrary, I guess?