I'm more of a "damn" user. As in "Oh my Lord! Damn! That ass!" and "Damn. My fucking bicycle has a flat tire." Or even more frequently, "this damn tie won't tie right, stupid cheap silk tie."

Vodka and weed forever. The rest of you can go to hell! Unless you think it might be TOO FUN there, that is.

I have never encountered a mother who regretted going back to work,

Interesting! I've had the opposite experience in that I've never met a mother who regretted leaving the workforce to be with her kids.

Thank you, Penny, well said. I grew up the child of a working mother in the 80's, back before proper child support. My mum chose to take the well-deserved credit for raising her kids... my dad paid $50 a month for 2 kids. A good dad would have offered more, done more. She knew that and chose to take the high road. She…

Thank you for saying this!

There isn't a choice for most people in terms of career vs. stay at home. (apart from having children in the first place)

Ten stars!

My parenting choice was to -not- be one when I was 22. Having an abortion was probably one of the best decisions I have ever made in my life. My husband and I made the choice together, and while he regrets it, I don't in the slightest. I'm happier, healthier, am almost done with school, and have a bright future ahead…

Some weekends it's just me, a T and my underpants.

It's supposed to look like a litho print drying on the line. Like you would see in a print shop.

It's like some kind of ridiculous inception thing. A photograph of a dumb T shirt message typed on to a piece of paper (plus office supplies), and that photograph is then printed onto a cheap "message" tee. Somebody out there thinks that is deep.

Those are my only two choices?

Champagne boring? Never! It's fizzy and fun and delicious. Vodka and red bull makes you think splitting a dose of E three ways and listening to dub step all night is a good idea, but champagne leads to madcap adventures like skinny dipping and drinking out of your shoe (FACT!, see below). No one ever enjoyed vodka and…

I hate nude nylons more than anything else but I just can't show up to work without them. :( They rip at the drop of a hat, they're uncomfortable, they look...horrifically unsexy when getting dressed in the morning but they are nice for when it's cold out.

Here are two things I'm pretty sure I know to be true:

Aha! Cherchez la femme!

Foie gras tastes like meat had sex with more meat and then rolled in butter and it is amazing. I'm not as ashamed as I should be.

No opinion on Paltrow or the pairing. I do, however, have a strong opinion on the milkshake - it looks delicious.