Plus, in Chicago, you get to bitch about the weather nonstop, which is fun. Srsly. And the weather changes all the time.

I had to go with caffeine. Without coffee (which, let's be honest, is just a vehicle for caffeine), I can't be motivated to go to work. If I don't go to work, I don't get paid. If I don't get paid, then I can't buy weed. Thus, caffeine > weed.

I'm from CA as well. I can not do humid weather. I get very dramatic and feel like I'm under water. I sweat so much I'm sure I looked like I have been under water as well. Dry heat always!

I hope so too, but the dude already killed his wife. God only knows what he has done to that little girl.

It is pretty awesome. I like to think that if we had better weather, we'd be overrun with people and packed in with sardines, so the shitty weather just keeps the weak ones out.

You sound like my oldest son!

My boyfriend is like this. He pushes his body until he crashes. It's the exact opposite of me who cherishes her 8 hours and any opportunity to go to bed early (which usually doesn't present itself).

I dip bread in oil. Overpriced and fancy flavored usually, since it's a pretty rare thing in my house.

You know, for people who are ok with a piece of hearty bread and lots of butter this is a really good breakfast/snack.

I'm down right stubborn about getting enough sleep! I get 8-10 a night, I have too, or i'm a mess.

Well, I'm just playing around. That being said, there are definitely some great Drake songs.

Damn right they are!

How have you never heard anything from Drake? What alternate universe are we in? WHERE AM I?

"Where isn't the bathroom!?"

A vote for margaritas is a vote for tequlia. (I'm honestly not sure why that wasn't the original contender.

Can we get a shout-out for Amy Poehler?

I only say that because I don't think it's teasing on Ilana's partand Abbi was clearly not feeling the possibility of the Arc de Triomphe with the two DJ's like Ilana did.

I never really hated my ex, I just began to feel completely indifferent to him - and THAT'S when I knew it was time to leave: when I couldn't even feel angry anymore. That means you just don't even care. However, I recognized our daughter's right to have a relationship on her own terms with him. Just because I don't…

This is when I knew I loved this show.

I love the Missy Elliot outfit.