In all fairness, I bet it was delish.

It's all fun and games until the protective face mask. Then it's fun and games AND the weekend.

Good point, I didn't mean to insinuate that it was the case across the board, and it doesn't surprise me.

Given the fact that her kids made the statement...

Yeah, my dad, who works as an organic environmental chemist testing pesticides for the EPA, would like to have word with this woman. Save your money, folks.

I agree. That said, I think she has her own plane for her tour? I saw it somewhere online, or on my FB feed...

Ugh private planes and kittens? I want to be her.

"...when the car she was in was stolen." Second biggest fear (after leaving my kid in a hot or freezing car). That poor woman, I can't even imagine.

This! Also...Mallorca! I love that place.

I don't think this is that weird, at all. Not everyone using sites like AirBnB are singles looking for cheap alternatives to hotels. I travelled a lot with my ex's family and we almost always rented houses or apartments (granted, not always using AirBnB). One of the reasons we did this is because we all loved to cook…

I want to be her so badly.

Yeah, but it's not butter. So...

Screaming in pain. I just, can't even. My kid gets the lip quivers and it slays me, and I understand there's a pathology involved that I will never be able to empathize with. But...I just can't even...

I read through this on Gawker last night, and I have to admit, I had NO clue how dirty this dude was. Now, I am alllll for consensual dirtiness. I think it's great, whatever. That said, partnered with his clear manipulating and coercing and assault of young aspiring models, it's pretty sickening to read. And I am…

I know nothing about...any diet...but I imagine if you CAN have butter but no ice cream, they avoid refined sugar? Processed shit, basically.

SO GOOD.

I love butter, but I cannot get on board with this. I will stick with my whipped cream on my cappuccinos thankyouverymuch.

This is embarrassingly bad.

I can't fathom being in that situation. It's just so...unfair.

That guy sounds like a fucking piece of work. I feel so much rage toward him...I can't even.