This makes me heartsick.

I have little desire to get married and even less interest in having a wedding, but I LOVE weddings. I get to dress up, and drink, dance, and eat mediocre food. Same reason I like airport bars (minus the dancing and dressing up part). I am not a super emotional person but always cry during vows, unless they are creepy…

Also, your hatred of the 60s is negated entirely by le smoking.

This is kind of an impossible question to answer. For two reasons. First, pre-40s or thereabouts, fashion was WAY less democratic. Rich people were always going to have luxurious fabrics and good tailoring. Which is why, with the exception of people fixating on the jazz-age era fashions, no one will say a word about…

Normal is relative (we're talking beauty pageants) and does not equate to average. BMI is unreliable when discussing health. Yeah, on the one hand she's not average, but on the other hand, when it comes to fashion/beauty, we are accustomed to seeing legs lengthened, waists shaved, limbs removed and skin smoothed to…

For a while now, a tiny part of me has missed my depressive years when I did nothing but sleep. Because, at least I wasn't murdering my brain. Nowadays, quite honestly, it would take a solid few months to even start to get myself back on track. If I am so tired that I hit the sack with my toddler at 8:30 for three…

I read that VF interview over the weekend, and I have to say...I came away pretty fucking impressed with Lewinsky.

She's super into crafts, etc. have you seen her paintings? They are awful, but I love her for them.

Yes. THE most important lesson to learn when dressing oneself is proportion. Number one, hands down. I am thin (I mention this because people assume thin people can wear whatever) but can't wear anything cinched at the waist because I have a short straight torso. It looks like my boobs are a shelf. You can't force…

OMG $500, does it actually work? Is it amazing? Please sell me on it. I'm Irish/Italian, haaaaaate shaving, but do. I have hair pretty much every place I shouldn't (chin, nipples, toes, blech). Does it work on the bikini area? Is it the BEST THING EVER?

Researching dolphins. In order to teach them to speak English. I mean, I know they are smart, but...

This is in my top ten of most favorite gifs ever.

Exactly. A NASA-FUCKING-FUNDED experiment. Shouldn't we be throwing more funding at asteroid hunting, or something?

So...have you seen Blackfish? With the Orca penis? If dolphin dongs are even a 10th of the size...I can't even.

To start, the idea of a "normal body" makes me want to rip my hair out. That said, what I find curious is how people don't realize how much proportions and shape play into what is perceived as attractive. All "plus-sized" models I've seen still have those great proportions where the waist curves in with full hips...I…

Crap, that's a lot of pretty.

Leaving a newborn in a crib alone for a few hours without checking in, much less leaving the house, is not the same as leaving a 4-year-old in a car on a mild day for five minutes. I have a child and work full time as well—there are parents for whom having kids makes them more empathetic and understanding, while…

God people are such assholes. As so many others have said in this post, COMMON. SENSE. Get some.

Personally, there wouldn't have been a choice with my kid. I wouldn't have even let him come with me in the first place—but nooooo judgement here, sometimes as a parent you have to pick your battles.

I read her essay and found it captivating. I left my son in the car once while running into get coffee. I could see him and it took maybe 5 minutes. I told my parents about it and they were in a tizzy—not because something could have happened to him but because someone could have seen and confronted me it called the…