I saw this a few weeks ago and...I couldn't even then. And I definitely can't even now. This is incredibly unsettling. They look like child-brides and all I see in the dad's faces are despair and mourning about the possibility their daughters might actually be sexual at some point, which is bothersome at best.

In college one of my best friends had a 6-foot bong he'd borrowed from his frat house and, of course, I HAD to take a hit from it. Because...it was a 6-foot bong. I was VERY green (hee) at smoking weed, and even more green at smoking weed from bongs. He packed it, and I stood on his couch. He told me to breathe in…

Me too!

No shit, me too.

Catist!

Oh I am perfectly aware as I have spent exactly zero of my 34 years NOT under the ownership of a feline.

Well aren't you adorable.

I have a bone to pick with men who have young daughters and toss around the word "slutty." It's fucking laughable that you fear a pair of nipples and butt cheeks will somehow turn your precious flower into a harlot.

There are plenty of pissed off looking cats in the world. Without a human marketing you...you're just a pissed off looking cat.

Meme Manager? This is a job?

Come sit by me!

Guy with Abs, you aren't missing out, Sprinkles cupcakes taste like poop.

Bloody Mary was my JAM. Whenever I felt the need to wet myself.

Nope, in fact Phillip Morris apparently (I just did a little research because I couldn't remember) had that written into the contract. Which is....interesting.

I recently watched the PBS show on Funny Ladies and, as someone who has been watching the show since age 5 and has seen every episode at least 5 times and even watched the TV movie about Ball/Arnaz, I had NO clue (or had forgotten) that she was 40 when that show first aired. Amazing.

Actually, Lucy was said to be "enceinte" (not spoken in the show, but in the episode title). Which confused me for a good 5 years when I was a kid.

A fancy title for someone who does nails that end up in print.

Honestly all I can think is "what if he'd dropped his phone?"

Yep. I've always either said I have a boyfriend or given a fake number, I've never come out and flatly said no.

I think they perceive "racist" as an ambiguously "bad" thing that they clearly are not because allllll of their thoughts are logical and stuff. So...maybe number 1? Definitely mostly number 1.