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Kinda seems to me like someone was lookin for a free swimsuit

I was wondering that. I mean...you can either use your coupon, or not. You can sue, or not. You can put the story on the internet, or not. What did she want from them exactly? I get being grossed out. No amount of customer service would have fixed that. Hunting down the bloody offender would be cathartic but…

From a customer service standpoint, I agree, maybe not handled super well BUT if Pauline didn't notice the stains until she was pulling the bottoms off, it can't be expected that the staff in the store would have immediately noticed the stains when they were putting the garment away, either, right? It's possible the…

Understandably shaken, Pauline asked to speak to a manager, who pulled her aside and gave her some hand sanitizer and a 30% off coupon. No one took her name down, no one offered to follow up with her.

It is Shamrock Shake season. No shame involved!

If she IS sober (which I highly doubt), she is the very definition of a dry drunk. See also: Alec Baldwin.

Ugh. People need to stop giving her money so she'll finally hit bottom and (maybe) make something worthwhile out of her life.

You don't know why you didn't leave it!? What the fuck? If someone started licking my ass, it would end there. I wouldn't agree to letting someone jack off on my face after that whole situation. So this is either grounds for her to take him to court for sexual assault or for him to sue for character assassination.

Crocheting, drinking cheap boxed wine, and watching Archer on Netflix. To be fair, this is similar to most of my evenings (variables being art and thing being watched).

Can't help but be on Pinterest too (b/c the cat is sleeping and who else will I talk to but these pins?).
Check this out: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/18…

So I have been obsessed with True Detective (can't wait for tomorrow night!!) and it got me thinking about unsolved mysteries. I love reading about the unexplained.

If you've spent more than five minutes on Jezebel, you already know that tearing down that which others find charming/adorable/laudable/interesting/fun/cool is kind of a hobby. Wait for it. It will happen in this thread soon enough.

Okay so I have been waiting all day for this. I have good news to share that I am very reluctant to broadcast in real life because bragging is bad and I don't want to make my friends who are in similar positions to me feel badly....but I was offered a more than full ride to law school!! I am so, so excited. I was on…

I love this kid. I love this story. And from what I've read, she does quite a few of the designs herself. She's incredibly creative and it's amazing that her mom is so supportive and nurturing.

I'm really surprised by the number of negative comments on her. It's amazing that her and her mother are so creative and spending all this time doing something so fun. Plus, Mayhem clearly has a knack for modeling those dresses.

This is super adorable and holy cow what a cute kid! But is her name really Mayhem?

She makes me proud to be from Kentucky, which is a rare thing these days.

I remember hating on Kesha in one of those shallow "eugh new popstar" ways when she first came around, but before long I realized I'd totally fallen in love with her music. I hope her stint in rehab helped her significantly.