Agreed that nonplussed and bemused are lost forever, but I hold out hope for penultimate. A second to last hope, if you will.

Plagued by heavy metal? Like your neighbour won’t stop blasting Metallica or something?

“coming off as pissy and petty.”

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

Why? They’re the enemy of all diversity.

I don’t have the answer. But one answer might be: Why universities? Why libraries? 

It’s almost as if the white unemployment rate of 4.3% (as of the first quarter of this year) isn’t almost literally half of the black unemployment rate of 8.1%.

Imagine having such a great opportunity to learn and grow (visiting that museum) and instead deciding to continue on being a hateful, cowardly, disgusting bigot. What a sad and pathetic life.

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

This is a hugely important point. This piece is alongside a giant blue chicken and the Cherryspoon Bridge. They construct a mini-golf course in the Sculpture Garden in the summer. Context!

There’s certainly nothing wrong with disagreeing with a piece of art, and I definitely see their point. But removing art because some people disagree with it is... worrisome to me.

Man, if you are acting the fool such that Oprah Winfrey gets World Legend Sidney Poitier to take a break from his birthday to tell your ass to act right, you had better straighten up and fly right. That is no joke.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

I find Jost’s face to be very punchable. Especially when he laughs and smirks at his own jokes (which is EVERY TIME he delivers a punch line).

Seriously! Unless somebody is full on Ursula with tentacles instead of feet I am not invested in their physical appearance.

I don’t find it a reach at all. Images of women bound in ropes/tape are pretty obviously about controlling and shutting them up. What about an article re: toxic people has to do with shutting them up (and in a forced manner)? You can’t control other people’s behavior, you can control your own and your reactions to…

Right??? “Not what I meant to do”??? What the fuck were you trying to do exactly when you took a picture of a naked, elderly woman changing? And then sharing it....along with a reaction pic. Fuck that. I’d have slightly more respect for her (albeit an infitisemally small amount) if she just owned it. Sorry; not gonna…

It’s always a lose-lose. You’re shamed for not doing anything about your weight; you’re shamed when you try to do something about it.

I hate it when people do awful things and then distance themselves by saying “That wasn’t me! That’s not who I am!”