I once stole sandwiches and juice from his dressing room at the best concert ever: Young MC, Tone Loc, DJ E-Z Rock and Rob Base. One of the best nights of my life.

That's exactly how I felt about the crashers at my wedding. I noticed the two underaged kids in jeans and baseball hats at the bar, but was too busy partying to care. BUT, had they caused our liquor license to get pulled, I would have 100% lost it with them. (Priorities.)

Time to just back off from the situation, let the kids' families heal, and focus on healing yourself. A lawsuit won't help anyone now.

The article I read on this yesterday said that this practice is responsible for driving up the unemployment rate in BC and Alberta by several percentage points. Awesome. And many franchise owners are threatening to shut down or severely cut back hours. If you can't run a successful business following the laws of the…

I find that there's a serious lack of respect for people in service positions and it's acceptable (for a certain group of people) to be terribly rude and dehumanizing to them. I'd say that fast food workers get the worst of this. I remember being called "dumb" so many times when I worked retail, as if that was ever…

I used to work in a bridal salon. You know how they have little platforms in front of the mirrors for people to stand on in their dresses? Imagine the busiest pre-prom/wedding season Saturday ever. A mom changes her kid's (not baby, like a 3 year-old) poopy diaper on that platform (causing everyone to flee into their…

I have smelled that before. Getting sick to my stomach just thinking of it... (At least I wasn't at work and could flee.)

My first year of grad school we had an eminent scholar visiting from Oxford (so eminent they made a commemorative gargoyle of him). He's teaching us and in the middle of our seminar pulls a large piece of dead skin off of his scalp and eats it. I can never read his scholarship without seeing this image in my mind.

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH WHILE EATING, people of the world!

This is something I ALWAYS have to remind my husband of - no feet up on the bus (my absolute anger flashpoint) and no feet on coffee tables with food on them.

YES.

Definitely a Ron, not a Ronald, now. Just look at that hair. It belongs on car stereo salesman.

Mainly awesome with several charming habits (outlined above).

Cosleeping lasted a couple of days with my daughter. She'd wake up in the night, we'd be too tired to get her back to sleep in the crib, and she'd end up in bed with us. It ended because she became zombie baby who could only sleep while stroking my skin, preferably my trachea, and my husband and I were in…

I remember watching Knocked Up with my gram, who was 90 at the time. During the sex scene I apologized to her for the raunchy content and she looked at me and said, "I had 6 kids; this is nothing new to me." Gram, 1, Me, 0.

That is a lovely, albeit very sad, story about the dog and your mom. They just know.

That bit about straight people calling themselves "queer" is really troublesome. Oh Jared Leto, you just don't get it, do you? (P.S. Stop harassing poor Lupita Nyong'o in front of large crowds.)

I also enjoy her sort-of resemblance to Kate Middleton.

Her whole fashion game was waaaaay off for the wedding. I sold all of that gear when I worked at a bridal salon in the early 2000s. And the hair! My god! Someone tried to do that to me for my sister's wedding. It ended in tears. And a ponytail.

He's the guy in a gender studies class who is totally self-congratulatory because he "gets it", but doesn't at all. I am so glad that this awards season is over, because I could not stand another one of his benedictions. And I never even thought Jordan Catalano was cute.