I’m not sure why scientists bother; fat people are just going to keep eating the way they have...they don’t want to be told. #FatLivesMatter

Lol. Sure buddy.

Clinton is pro-death penalty.

So, you’re on a first name basis with a murderer who recruited her then lover to murder her husband. That is so heartwarming!

She only made those differences after plotting and succeeding to kill her husband.

What the hell is the point of a 50 year old time capsule? If you can still buy those items on eBay, you shouldn’t be opening a time capsule.

Has there ever been a good time capsule?

“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”

I do not hate the Blackhawks. I do actually think Toews is the best player in the league.

Oh god. Those last two goals from the Wild were just a gut punch.

Look, this is real easy everyone:

They have to change the red ones behind their own net every other night.

I understand why hockey will never be the world's favorite sport. But, when I see goals like this, I'm pretty confident it is the most beautiful game humans will ever create. I just cannot imagine having the control of my body and the forethought to accomplish something like this. While on ice.

Is this a real post or are you just flat out trolling?