The fairest solution is to rotate restaurant selection among the four of them. While it might seem assholish of Emily to not like the food at the restaurants the group picks, it’s assholish of the group to never pick a place that will make Emily happy.

Just finished. That was rough and not like Cheers. That was 2 Broke Girls set in a bar. The writing was abysmal and the acting was stiff... even from Flynn and Morales.  And that “live studio audience” sounded more fake than the MASH laugh track.

Being a “Math guy” I have to reiterate that “Fastest growing” does not mean much. If I sold one beer yesterday and two today, I have 100% growth per day...

Unctuous.

I mean given that the can is practically Instagram bait, I call shenanigans on them not thinking/hoping that it’d go viral.

Whenever a “people stumble onto an ancient pagan festival” type film like this comes out I think of the original Wicker Man from 1973. I think they broke the mold when they made that one, they proved that when they tried and failed to remake it with Nick Cage in 2006. It’s hard for me to judge having grown up with the…

looking forward to the inaugural San FC Antonio season

Both, it’s Major League Soccer. They need to quit with the cosplay shit. The quality of play is getting better but all this Real and FC stuff is nonsense.

The real twist with M. Night Shyamalan is that, just when you think he knows what he’s doing, he reminds you that he basically has one trick that he abuses again and again.

Just like that nasty Takeshi 69 dude, Jezebel is the only reason I’ve ever heard of any of these people, and the writers are always, ironically, telling me that these are awful people whom no one should be paying attention to.

There’s no attitude I find more repellent than aggressive hipster posturing. At some point people apparently decided that ironic detachment was the “cool” thing to do, and all it does is drag down everyone.

To be fair, the whole vampire thing goes back to Anne Rice, who while not a YA author, wrote mostly at a seventh-grade level. 

I like to imagine Snyder praying, asking God, “What did I do to deserve this?” and God replying, “You mean this week? Or long-term?”

Here’s the flag: “alternative history.” She’s a very vocal ancient aliens proponent and is all about the woo-related skewing of history. So...yeah, this isn’t exactly shooting to be an educational show. It’s simply more faux history being pushed for ratings.

“a squishy white bun, some ground beef, tomatoes (or ketchup), and nothing else.”

I just worked an imperial stout release party this weekend (shout out to Insight Gravity Well... in my opinion, it blows Surly Darkness out of the water). One of the things that happens in town is a party called Imperial Black Friday, where crazy stouts are sold in flights... kegs that get held back for years, hard to…

Fiedel isn’t so much an expert in pre-Clovis material culture as he is the foremost objector to its existence

I love pumpkin beers and Christmas ales. All you pumpkin beer haters that love saisons are full of shit. I even have coworkers from England and Scotland that request I ship them pumpkin beers every year.

There is one kind of steak for which only one sauce is appropriate. That steak is chicken-fried, and that sauce is gravy.

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place.