If his flesh is bread and his blood is wine, what are his farts?

Was Ozy a thing I should have heard of before reading this article?

She hasn’t said so, but she’s in the right demographic to think so. She doesn’t understand how much of anything works, she doesn’t do independent fact checking at all, and she consumes a pretty steady diet of AM radio.

Not supposed to. HAVE to! The FCC is making you buy a new phone!

Let’s not forget our daffy neighbors!

If only he could be strapped down and waterboarded with the contents of the bedpans in the COVID ward.

They learned it from Limbaugh. He was running that line before anyone ever heard of them.

Bonus points for any moments that needlessly explain/anticipate characteristics, traits, mannerisms, clothing, possessions, or lines from the established films.

Found a photo of the goalpost on that reinstatement.

I thought all the Gunsmoke reruns had been gobbled up by Grit. If I ever need to see a bunch of Italians playing Native Americans in the most stereotypical way possible, I go to Grit!

So what you’re saying is that we really need Law & Order: Friends & The Office.

Basic cable reruns are for suckers!

Besides the better indexing in the early days, Google has consistently given me a better interface for 20 years. It’s why I started using it in the first place.

I think the Amazon gift cards I get with my Microsoft Rewards points show that Microsoft literally pays me to use Bing.

Gaming nerd Henry Cavill?

What’s the point? There’s already a perfectly good anti-Covid chewable out there.

Environmentally, it depends on where you live and whether they’ve imposed green regulations on the taxis. Some places have by requiring lower emission, hybrid, or even fully electric vehicles in taxi fleets.

LOL, that’s dumb to pay so much for a model.

Same with 1984. We were supposed to read about the telescreen in Winston’s home that received and transmitted simultaneously and be very, very worried about that kind of invasive technology and the people behind it.

Based on personal experience with relatives, they go to Culver’s.