As is the Russian “tsar/czar.” Lotta rulers trying to ride on Caesar’s toga tails!

Why would anyone name a ship “Odyssey”? Have they ever read the poem?

Fun fact: If we go with the Homeric character’s actual name, “Circe” and “Sersi” don’t sound alike at all. Her name in Greek is Κίρκη (Kirke), which you’ll notice is spelled with kappas that make k sounds, not sigmas that make s sounds.

This should really be a deal with Jollibee, not National Geographic.

I see shades of Pie-casso and Du-chomp in that art.

Still just a Demi Lovato, though, right? Not a full Lovato?

I might be more generous with a reblogger with whom I was less familiar, but 1) I’ve read his other posts and 2) “Mary Elizabeth Winstead, an actor who doesn’t normally do action movies” is simply wrong.

The first time I heard that song was in a noisy bar. I thought she felt like cheese sticks. Cheese sticks are delicious, so it makes sense.

Weird. It’s almost like Barsanti reblogged something he saw somewhere else without having any in-depth knowledge or doing any research.

Yeah, I don’t get how he can go by just “Joss” on legal documents if his birth certificate is “Joseph.” Do stage names work that way?

Almost all US gas stations have pay-at-the-pump options where you run your card and fill your tank plastic storage tub.

They’re Kinkades + Five Minutes.

So... it’s not a cover of the Sir Mix-a-Lot album of the same name?

She might, but then again, that rumor begins circulating the instant a new Doctor is cast.

Will Jodie Whittaker play the Nurse again?

This is Sam “I Saw a Tweet and Made a Mountain Out of It” Barsanti you’re scolding, so I’m afraid your words will have no effect.

Alan or William?

I always wonder if there’s evidence of him and Rob Zombie being seen together at the same place and time.

You almost made it through a whole (short) article without bringing up that very old, very dead, much-flogged horse about his feuds with publishers. You were almost able to focus entirely on his future work.